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lostinthemusic
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December 17, 2012 10:41am UTC

having too PEE...
while your teacher is in the middle of talking..
& being to scared to ask in front of the whole class....O.O

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Jahyvie
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December 17, 2012 10:29am UTC

Doesnt go to school for a few days
Cell Phone: *no new messages*
Doesnt go on Tumblr for a couple of days
*50 new messages*
"Omg are you okay?"
"Oh no please tell me your okay"
"Please be okay I want to talk to you"
"Omg darling I love you and stay strong I really hope your okay. Please be okay"
"You better be okay if I find out you did something bad to yourself I will come to your house and strangle you with the biggest hug and I will buy you 500 pizzas and make you eat every one and then we will go bowling because its dangerous to bowl after eating tons of pizza but its okay because it will be fun and I just really want you to be okay. Please be okay. OK? I LOVE YOU"
I think I know which are the true friends.

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WITTYMAN
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December 17, 2012 10:54am UTC

. ...... TrT
I Just Want You To Know
You're Beautifull

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Beccy123
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December 17, 2012 10:54am UTC

My version of LWWY
I'm lazy lazy lazy, I don't see the sun.
I know it's been five hours but it feels like one.
My ovaries have vanished, there's not a single one.
Never gonna get some, cause blogging is fun.
lmao/tumblr

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winne123
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December 17, 2012 5:24am UTC

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isabeltheosm
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December 17, 2012 5:24am UTC

When you get your period #1
Getting so paranoid that you leaked on your pants or on the chair.
CHECK OUT ecawesomeness , x_theycallmequiet_x AND I FOR MORE FUNNY SERIIES (:

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ecawesomeness
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December 17, 2012 5:24am UTC

Plot Twist: a guy and a girl are friends and they don't fall in love

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ecawesomeness
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December 17, 2012 5:27am UTC

I don't care what you say, when I have to spell "scissors" I'm going to say "sc-i-ss-ors" out loud, and when I have to spell "Wednesday" I'm going to say "Wed-nes-day" out loud.

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