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YOLOloveit
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August 7, 2012 10:09am UTC

Asking your parents
if you can go out once
you have told your friends
you can.

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lilbunny1027
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:22am UTC

I need to remind myself: if it is supposed to happen, it will.

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theonlydirection
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August 7, 2012 7:51am UTC

Car rides seem much longer when you have to pee -,-

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NicoleSeven7
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August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC

Me: *Writes a good quote*
*Gets two faves instantly*
Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B!TCHES!
*Faves suddenly stop coming*
Me: Aw crap, that always happens!

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OwlsWithEars
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only person who..
-Feels like crying whenever I look in the mirror?
-Feel myself getting fatter with each bit of food I eat?
-Feels lonely even though I am around loads of people?
-Feels likes breaking down in tears when everything just gets too much?
-Feels like no one loves me?
-Feels useless when I can't even do lifes smallest tasks?
-Feels like not talking to anyone just wanting to blast my favourite music out?
-Getting annoyed at the littlest remark someone makes about me?
-Feeling so damn self concious that it feels like everyone is looking at me and making rude comments?
-Feeling that no one is there for me?
-Feeling that people who I used to love have changed?
-Feeling that all you need is someone who understands you and feels the same way as you do?

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dukey95
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August 6, 2012 6:29pm UTC

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smilingsadly1
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:22pm UTC

Father: Say daddy
2 years old son:
Father: Say d-a-d-d-y
Son: Mommy
Father: F\ck you
*mom walks into room*
Mom: Say mommy
Son: F\ck you
Mom: Who taught you that?!
Son: Daddy

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whereverigo
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:22pm UTC

*Me and my Mom at a restaurant eating dessert*
Mom: My teeth hurt...
Me: Do you mean your dentures?
Mom: ...
Me: Did I just discover your deepest darkest secret?
Mom: No
Me: ...
Mom: My DEEPEST. DARKEST. SECRET. IS.................
Me: ...
Mom: I'M A MAN!!!
Me: *spits food everywhere and starts cracking up*
True story, my mom and i have hilarious convos

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pakiprincezz4
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC

when i was younger: i would fall asleep on the sofa, and wake up in my bed.
now: i pass out on the sofa, and wake up on the floor.

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Harrystyles98
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Teacher: "Don't lean back in your chair you are going to fall and crack your head open!"
We have all heard this but it has NEVER happened.

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bieberfever13
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:03pm UTC

5 things that annoy me:
1:when my favorite song comes on the radio as i got out of the car.
2:when im waiting for a text and i get one from the wrong person.
3:when people try talking to me when i have headphones in.
4:when my brain reminds me of something i want to forget.
5:having to wait a whole week for a new episode of your favorite show.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC

IMAGINE THIS:
YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
What do you do?

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xashleyx01
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August 6, 2012 11:53am UTC

Teacher: So where did you guys go this summer?
Student 1: I went to Australia
Student 2: I went to Hong Kong
Me: I left my room, twice.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

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