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1. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you.
   
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2. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   Bree Smith ▶ Caitlin Jones
   Do I know you?
   8 hours ago · comment · like
   Caitlin Jones
   You're friends with my boyfriend... Do you know him?
   28 miutes ago ago · Like
   Bree Smith
   He's my cousin..
   4 minutes ago · Like
   
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3. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 8:50pm UTC
   Two girls wear the same shirt:
   Girl: She copied my style! D:
   Two huys wear the same shirt:
   Guy: BRO!
   
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4. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   'Ugly' is such a harsh word.
   I prefer the phrase 'attractively disabled' it has a much softer touch.
   
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5. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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6. confessions_of_a_cutter
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   It may or may not be easy,
   but you'll learn to live without me.
   
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7. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   Me: Witty is stupid.
   *One month later* I can't stop posting quotes!.
   
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8. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 4:46pm UTC
   Just the little things in life:
   when a baby wraps its whole fist around one of your fingers.
   fave for a series? x
   
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9. singleandready2mingle
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   Don't highlight this quote:
   Wow someone can't follow instructions.
   Fav if you actually highlighted this
   
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10. The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
    And baby, i'm lost at sea.
    ♥
    
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11. speaknow22
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Admit It.
    When you shut the lights off in the basement,
    you get out of there...fast.
    
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12. Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Dora has more freedom at 6
    than I do at 18...
    
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13. xoclairebearxo12
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 9:18am UTC
    the four biggest lies:
    -I'm fine
    -Seriously I don't like anyone
    -That was my last peice of gum
    -I have read the Terms and conditions
    
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14. Iheartwitty
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 11:49am UTC
    If anyone ever saw me and my best friends conversations, we’d be in a mental home within an hour.
    
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15. _broken615_
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Fact:
    You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
    nmf/follow for a follow
    
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16. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Dear heart,
    please stop making my desicions for me.
    you pump blood, & that's it.
    Sincerely, brain.
    
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17. strivingforperfection
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 11:49am UTC
    Hot guy: You're pretty
    Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
    
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18. yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Friends: Oh my God, my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.
    Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.
    
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19. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    EMILY
    ARIA
    HANNA
    SPENCER
    ALISON
    
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20. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    People are so predictable.
    Like, I bet you are reading this right now.
    
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