Ethan_Master

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Hiiiii! :D i'm Ethan!

I smile sometimes for nothing :)

just saying!

Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 8:16am UTC

this was before i saw witty:
looking at the computer nothing in my mind but just one word
BORING :(

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 1:26am UTC

THAT GIRL...
MAKES MY HEARTBEAT FAST :)

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 8:22am UTC

dear girls,
i'm not using any special effects in this quote cause i'm serious tha everygirl i've seen has her beauty inside waiting for prince to save her and that its the reason i call a lot of girls cute , preety , princess , and beautiful that's all :)
your friend,
ETHAN

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:34am UTC

ETHAN: hey!
MARK: yo!
the BELL rings
ETHAN: OH COME ON! we haven't even talked yet
PRINCIPAL: NO YELLING IN THE HALLWAY!!!
ETHAN(annoyed face): you're yelling in the hallways too :p
PRINCIPAL (speechless)
ETHAN wins the round :D

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Ethan_Master
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February 17, 2012 7:20am UTC

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT QOUTES
YET I'M PLACING ONE : )

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 6:19am UTC

you can say u HATE me
but never say you'll LEAVE me
;(

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 11:40pm UTC

if I ever D I E today
i'll say with my last breath
"I'm HAPPY even thought i know i can't have U at least i was the first person U call when U need someone"

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 2:42am UTC

BOY : CAN U BE MY GIRLFRIEND ?
GIRL: I LOVE GOLD MORE THAN YOU
BOY: IF I PAINT MYSELF GOLD WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ? : D
WILL YOU???

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 5:54am UTC

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

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Ethan_Master
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 7:32am UTC

to anyone who reads this
HI! :)

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Ethan_Master
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January 28, 2012 6:42am UTC

my schedule for today:
buy a skateboard
brag about my skateboard
try out my skateboard
FALL OFF my skateboard
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BRAGGING

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