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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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December 18, 2013 3:29am UTC

Single and ready to reply with
sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

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Foreverspphire
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December 12, 2013 3:05pm UTC

I look in the mirror and ask myself, "Where did she go?"
I search silently for the girl I used to know
She was so innocent, so naive, so ready for the world
She was beautiful until it was broken
She was young and trusting and oblivious to hate
I look in the mirror and see what society can create.

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Foreverspphire
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June 17, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Maybe it was the sun,
Maybe it was the rain,
Maybe it was the butterflies I felt whenever you said my name.
Maybe it was the fun,
Maybe it was the plane,
Maybe it was that goofy smile that should take all the blame.
They say it was the scenery but I can't blame it on Naples,
I would have felt the same at home during a normal day in April.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Do you ever look up from reading a book
and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:15pm UTC

i'm the ugly duckling of my friends.
and omfg, it seriously blows..

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Steve
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February 14, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Love makes a man both blind and deaf.
Arabian proverb

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Steve
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
— Swedish Proverb

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notbob101
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February 15, 2013 2:00pm UTC

I recently gave an autobiography to my health teacher, and in this essay I told him i was suicidal but i was getting help and that i wasnt ashamed to admit it and today henwas handing them back and he asked me to see him after class, when I went to see him he told me how proud he was of me that i wasnt ashamed, and he said no one should ever be ashamed, i cried and i never cry, he told me he was happy i was here.
so heres a huge thank you to Mr. Kennedy who made me glad to be alive, you will never know the impact you had on me

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Foreverspphire
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Never hate on someone's idol
it could be the only reason they're alive
- Ariana Grande

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Bieber6gFever
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February 20, 2013 12:28am UTC

ah yes, the 90s. i have fond memories of that decade. crying, pooping my pants every day, wearing diapers, being bald, being a baby. that was the high life. ♥

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Lovedance33
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:09pm UTC

* Stars
Can't
Shine
Without
Darkness *

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Foreverspphire
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March 3, 2013 6:21pm UTC

If you need me I will be here,
no judgement,
no embarassment,
just a helpful hand and listening ears.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 10:25pm UTC

How can I expect people to like me,
{>> when I don't even like myself? << }

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 8:10pm UTC

daily reminder:
you need calories
simply to continue to
function and exist.
Losing weight: you need to eat.
Maintaining weight: you need to eat.
Didn't workout: you need to eat.
Ate a lot yesterday: you need to eat.
Happy: you need to eat.
Sad: you need to eat.
Everyone: needs to eat, every day.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 8:47pm UTC

if i haven't
embarrassed myself in
front of you yet,
dont worry, it will happen
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:20pm UTC

doctor: so, what kind of birth control
are you using?
me: my appearance
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

"Women give birth,
they literally have the power to end the human species
if they decide in unison to boycott humanity.
So men, you should probably think about that,
because you have no idea what you're f//cking with."

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paramoreforever
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 7:58pm UTC

my dad thinks that I have a boyfriend
my dad: so what is your boyfriend getting you for valentines day?
me: probably a dead mouse or something
my dad: I've heard of that... isn't it some band that you like?
me: no dad, I mean a dead mouse like in my bed
my dad: ........
me: the cat dad the cat is my boyfriend

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notbob101
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February 11, 2013 7:30pm UTC

When we are lost, that is when we truly find ourselves

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