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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 2:31pm UTC

I think it's funny that people who treat you like sh.t get offended when
you finally do the same to them.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC

In every PE class there's always that one person who thinks they are in the damn Olympics.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:28pm UTC

Me: but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

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JamiCee
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 11:23pm UTC

It's all good
It's all good
It's all good
It's all good
It's all good
It's all good
It's all good
Format by Breeze

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sammy*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 7:25am UTC

school
schoo
scho
sch
sc
s
su
sum
summ
summe
summer
FINALLY

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bballsoccerluva35
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Dear everyone,
Its ohkay. You dont need to text me back I'll just sit here and think about how I have no friends.
Sincerly,
Me

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bballsoccerluva35
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 11:44am UTC

On to the next one ;)
You know the next piece of pizza

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 9:23pm UTC

*Today in music class*
9 year old boy: Whatya doin? Whatya doin? Whatya doin??
Me: Would you leave me alone!!
9 year old boy:
Me:
9 year old boy: *Reaches in pocket and pulls out a small bottle*
Me: What's that?
9 year old boy: Breath spray.
9 year old boy: You need it more than I do.
*Let's just say that I've never been more embarrassed in my entire life.*

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:21pm UTC

*Today in music class*
My friend: (To the teacher) What is the note for this? I thought I had it right.
Teacher: No, you made a mistake. The note is B.
Friend: But isn't that-
9 year old boy: Go brush your teeth!
Friend:
9 year old:
Friend:
9 year old:
Friend: Excuse me?
9 year old: I'm stoned!
*True story.

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Crush: *Glances at me*
Me: *Dies*

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:05pm UTC

it makes me so uncomfortable when
people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten up if i told my mom to shut the f.ck up

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:44pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
When I was younger, I couldn't wait to grow up.
this is not what I expected.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Always be positive.
*Trips down some stairs*
Me: Wow, I got down those stairs FAST!

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I'm that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn't big enough. I'm that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. I'm that friend that gets left behind when I asked for them to wait for me. I'm that friend that doesn't get invited to hang out a lot. I'm that friend that if I want to go to the mall or some place with a friend I have to be the one to invite the people to make sure I get invluded. I'll always be that friend.
But in a way, I'm alright with that.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:51pm UTC

mom: why is your room so messy?
me: so if someone comes into my room and tries to kill me in the middle of the night they'll trip over something and die.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I got fired from my job as a bingo caller.
apparently "a meal for two with a hairy view" is no way to call "69".

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Fries before guys.

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spence*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 2:06pm UTC

My mom just
got mad at
me because I don't have a prom date.
I'm sorry that every guy in world thinks I'm a freak
and would never ask me.
I'm sorry that I'll probably never get married and die alone.
But most of all, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
Again.

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Fish: What did you do to my drink?!
Spongebob: *giggles*
Fish: You what?!?!
Spongebob: You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one!!!
-Spongebob on April Fools day :)

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 6:32pm UTC

School in one word:
sucks

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