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DreamLikeReality

  1. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    The little things you do drive me crazy, and you don't suspect a single thing.

  2. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 25, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    Keep your head up princess, wouldn't want your tiara to slip

  3. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 25, 2014 8:43pm UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies.

  4. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 25, 2014 8:37pm UTC
    ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT CHILI SOUNDS LIKE CHILLY BUT IT ISN'T CHILLY, IT'S ACTUALLY HOT

  5. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 24, 2014 12:42pm UTC
    ITS FRIDAY!I CAN FINALLY BREATH!

  6. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 23, 2014 9:08pm UTC
    Whenever people compliment me, I just start a new conversation. I don't take compliments well. I can't say "thank you" because i feel awkward and cocky amd unappriciative and if I say "No, i am really not" I seem like an attention wh.re. #thestruggle

  7. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 23, 2014 5:59pm UTC
    LET'S PLAY A LOVE GAME.

  8. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 23, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    I just need to see your face, once more.I just need to hear your voice, once more.I just need to smell your cologne, once more.I just need to see your smile, once more.I just need to hear you laugh, once more.I just need to taste your lips, once more, before I let you go.

  9. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 23, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    Story time!
    Okay, so a week or so ago I was at mcdonalds. There was a lady in front of me who had a very big order and everything was getting mixed up. Then boy at the cash register said to the lady "Did you get your boytoy yet?" and i had to hold myself back from laughing. Then he came up to me and said "What about you, did you get your boytoy yet?" Then he winked and walked away.

  10. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 23, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    Does anyone else get really hungry, decide to make this huge gormet meal and then when its finished, you don't want to eat it anymore?

  11. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 23, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    -True story-*texting*Me: It was a fat joke.Him: Nooo, babe it wasn't! I swear! I'll make it up to you! How about I give you our first. kiss on Monday? :)Me: You aren't supposed to tell me that! You are just supposed to do it! I don't wanna know!Him: punch in the face* I meant, punch in the face not our first kiss...pshh...stupid autocorrect

  12. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 22, 2014 7:35pm UTC
    This is how smart I am:*eating inferno doritos*Aye, my eyes hurt...maybe I should take my contacts out.But I just ate inferno doritos...*Wipes hands on pants*That should be good enough...*takes contacts out**burning sensation takes over eyes and soon face*No, no, no. Not good enoug. Definitely not good enough!

  13. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 22, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    Confession#1:I broke up with my last boyfriend because i didn't like him anymore but i told him it was because exams were coming up.

  14. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 22, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    Why don't we talk any more?What happened?

  15. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 21, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    I am supposed to be studying for exams...

  16. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 21, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    I wish I could trust you like I used to...

  17. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 21, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    Why does everyone else have to be so perfect...

  18. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 21, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    She is so pretty and smart and popular and athletic and gorgeous and friendly and caring and sweet and stunning, she is everything I'm not.

  19. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    January 21, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    Why would you want me when you could have her?

  20. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
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    November 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    ME: I was going to talk to you today but you ran away because you hate me.
    HIM: Noo! I don't hate you! I love you!!
    ME: No you don't; prove it.
    HIM: Okay, I am going to shout it to the world. Ready?
    ME: ...
    HIM: *whispers in my ear* I love you
    Me: That's not the whole world, silly!
    HIM: You are my world

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