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March 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Dear Cleverbot #8
Me: Have you ever pooped before?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
Me: Big or small?
Cleverbot: Huge.
Courteousy of my friend and her pervertedness..

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March 24, 2012 10:21pm UTC

Dear Cleverbot #7
Me: Are you sexy, and do you know it?
Cleverbot: No. Tell me about the secret.
Me: I’m pregnant and you’re the dad.
Cleverbot: Are you going to keep it?
I blame my friends for this one ;)

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DearCleverbot
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March 24, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Dear Cleverbot #6
Me: All you need is love.
Cleverbot: All you need is love, love
Me: Love is all you need
Cleverbot: All you need is love! All you need, all you need, all you need is...
Me: LOVE!

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March 24, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Dear Cleverbot #5
Me: Louis Tomlinson or Cher Lloyd?
Cleverbot: Harry Styles

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DearCleverbot
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March 24, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Dear Cleverbot #4
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Me: Of course.
Cleverbot: But I hate you.
Me: I thought we had something special!!!!
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
Me: Apparently.

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March 24, 2012 12:31am UTC

What Happens When you say "Yo" to Cleverbot…
Me: Yo
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
Me: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Cleverbot: What?
Me: Look at all the donut seeds!
Cleverbot: Where do they all come from?
Me: The box of cheerios..
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
Me: ...A rooster lays an egg on the roof of the barn. Which way does it roll?
Cleverbot: Down.
Me: Nope. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Cleverbot: Orange.
Me: ...Orange who?
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Me: Tell me a better joke.
Cleverbot: You tell a joke first.
Me: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who’s there?
Me: Old lady.
Cleverbot: Hey! I'm 18 thank you.
Me: Not what you’re supposed to say!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: -_________- Say old lady who..
Cleverbot: You're a female with a wife. Enough said.
Me: Tell your freaking joke now.
Cleverbot: I just did.
Me: Tell a better one.
Cleverbot: Ring the door bell!
Me: ... *RING*
Cleverbot: Hello. Who is this?
Me: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
Me: Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Layn Palik.
Me: Niam Pyron.
Cleverbot: What is pi?
Me: 3.1415… and a whole bunch of other numbers. What was the rest of your joke?
Cleverbot: George Bush was the president. Obama is the president.
Me: I know...

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DearCleverbot
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March 23, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Dear Cleverbot #2
Me: Are you smarter than Sherlock Holmes?
Cleverbot: You like to change the subject don't you?
Me: Yes. Are you smarter than Sherlock Holmes?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?
Me: Woman...
Cleverbot: Then make me a sandwich!!
Me: :0
Cleverbot: Offer it to the porcelain god.
Me: Ummm, no. Are you smarter than Sherlock Holmes?
Cleverbot: No man is a hero to his own wife. How did it happen that I am not a man?
Me: I give up.

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March 23, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Dear Cleverbot #1
Me: Niall Horan or Harry Styles?
Cleverbot: Niall Horan loves Nandos.
Me: So you like Niall better than Harry?
Cleverbot: No I like cakes best.

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