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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:58pm UTC

»I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT
STOP FAVING MY QUOTE! THANKS.

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Fave for a surprise on your profile ♥

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taylorday7
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC

The reality is, that nobody is perf-
Oh, wait....I forgot
Josh Hutcherson.
The whole nobody's perfect thing..doesn't work in this situation..

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Niamhyyy
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Them: When will the world really end?
Me: When the man from temple run finally escapes...
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Mix_Tapes_For_You
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:13pm UTC

I Hate Boys
Who Think
They Can Get
Any Girl

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WigWamBam
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:05pm UTC

No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next.

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Checkmate
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me:why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the f*ck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the
hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my trousers
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh

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arenaud
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Watching a show
that you used to watch when you were little and you finally understand what is happening...

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OriginalityIsDead
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC

"Now made with real cheese!"
Well wait, what the f*ck was I eating before?

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chocolate_monsterx3
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC

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So apparently,
there is a website called ratemypoo
where people actually take pictures of their poop
and other people rate it.
I am seriously concerned for humanity.
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my friend told me about this website, and no. I have not gone on it, and i'm not planning on it so i don't actually know if it's true.

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC

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We salute you Rue!!! <3

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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Good morning! How are you!
I see the assasins have failed.
Me and my friends... we're different. :)
nmf.

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jewels11
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 2:47pm UTC

One of my "friends" called my best friends boyfriend's mother to make them breakup, called my best friend and 2 of my other friends fat and screamed that I liked this boy that I absolutly hate on the bus.
♥ if you think that is wrong

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maryxll3
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:43pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you werent paying attention in class and you dont know what to do ...
nmf

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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SheWhoMustNotBeNamed
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan
It's Azkaban
ehh, I've hear it both ways.
nmf-psych <3

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Pretending to care about
a teachers personal life, to waste time in their class.
format credit: jade672

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