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Danie_Curl

1. Danie_Curl
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2011 1:02am UTC
   G F c k Y o e r s e l f
   Would you like to buy a vowel?
   
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2. Danie_Curl
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   July 6, 2011 12:24am UTC
   Jesus was born on Christmas
   And died on Easter
   What are the odds?
   
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3. Danie_Curl
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   July 6, 2011 12:15am UTC
   Me?
   Fail English?
   That's unpossible.
   
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4. Danie_Curl
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   July 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
   I'm not as think
   as you drunk I am.
   
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5. Danie_Curl
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   July 5, 2011 11:19pm UTC
   Dreams Without Action
   Stay Dreams
   
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6. Danie_Curl
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   May 21, 2011 7:07pm UTC
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7. Danie_Curl
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   May 21, 2011 8:08am UTC
   Dear Math,
   I didn’t want to answer you anyway.
   But since when does the Alphabet become associated with math.
   Stupid schools, they don’t even know how to separate English and Math.
   Sincerely, Below C average student.
   
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8. Danie_Curl
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   May 21, 2011 7:04am UTC
   Is it just me or when you saw Twilight for the first time, you thought
   Edward was Disco Ball,
   Bella was seriously disturbed,
   And Jacob was some sort of male stripper
   Since he couldn’t keep his top on for 5 seconds?
   I must say: Interesting Character choice Steph.
   
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9. Danie_Curl
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   May 21, 2011 2:40am UTC
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10. Danie_Curl
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    May 21, 2011 2:22am UTC
    Dear Blonds:
    You may get all the guys,
    But at least we know that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person.
    Love, Not Jealous, Brunetts.
    
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11. Danie_Curl
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    May 21, 2011 2:08am UTC
    Am I The Only One Or When
    You See A Fogged Up Window, You Have The Erg To Draw On It With Your Finger
    .
    
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12. Danie_Curl
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    May 20, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    That Awkward Girl Moment #3
    You Start Singing In A Noisy Class And Then Everyone Goes Quiet And Your All Like: "....LALALALALALALALA......Holly Crap."
    Not My Format
    My Quote Though
    
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13. Danie_Curl
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    May 20, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    That Awkward Girl Moment #2
    Some One Finds You Staring Lovinly At Your Crush, And They're Like :
    "Ohh You Like STEVAN!"
    And You Have To Try Hard Not To Look Like A Tomato
    
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14. Danie_Curl
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    May 20, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    That Awkward Girl Moment #1
    You Drop Your Pad/Tampon Infront Of Everyone.
    
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15. Danie_Curl
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    May 20, 2011 2:54am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When:
    You Sneeze And You Sound Like A Retarted Duck
    
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16. Danie_Curl
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    March 11, 2011 12:35am UTC
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    That Awkward Moment When...
    You Get Caught For Doing Something You
    Tried So Hard Not To Get Caught For.
    
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17. Danie_Curl
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    March 5, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    How Do
    Mermaids Pee?
    
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18. Danie_Curl
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    March 5, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    I'm Not Stalking You.
    I just happened to be outside your house and in the bushes when you saw me staring at you.
    
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19. Danie_Curl
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    January 18, 2011 9:42pm UTC
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20. Danie_Curl
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    January 17, 2011 6:13am UTC
    Being A Friend Means No Lies,
    So You Come Out Clean.
    It Means Laughing,
    About Something Stupid.
    It Means Crying,
    With One Another.
    It Means Talking About Nothing Important,
    And It Means Love,
    That You Will Hold Forever
    
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