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Danie_Curl

1. Danie_Curl
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   August 27, 2011 8:49am UTC
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2. Danie_Curl
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   August 20, 2011 10:51am UTC
   Thinking of the best come back
   Two days after the conversation.
   
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3. Danie_Curl
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   August 20, 2011 9:32am UTC
   Friends
   Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
   Best Friends
   Will be sitting next to you in jail, saying "Damn that was hilarious."
   
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4. Danie_Curl
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   August 1, 2011 6:35am UTC
   Liar, Liar
   Don't cry on my shoulder
   You played with fire
   And smiled when you told her.
   nmf
   
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5. Danie_Curl
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   July 27, 2011 6:05am UTC
   Don't rush love.
   O r i t w i l l r u s h t o t h e e n d .
   
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6. Danie_Curl
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   July 27, 2011 5:52am UTC
   Don't play with my heart
   It's like fighting fire with fire.
   In the end, I will be the one who gets burnt.
   
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7. Danie_Curl
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   July 25, 2011 10:52pm UTC
   No one goes through life as a virgin;
   Life screws us all.
   
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8. Danie_Curl
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2011 1:00pm UTC
   I have two brains.
   One ran away,
   A n d t h e o t h e r i s o u t l o o k i n g f o r i t .
   
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9. Danie_Curl
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   July 23, 2011 12:53pm UTC
   As I'm looking to the sky to count the stars
   I wonder if you see them where you are
   I'm down on both my knees
   To pray tomorrow brings no pain.
   ~Mayday Parade.
   
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10. Danie_Curl
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    July 23, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    The only way to fit in,
    Is to be different.
    
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11. Danie_Curl
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    July 23, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    Love I s a p r o m i s e N o t a t i t l e.
    NNNiw
    
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12. Danie_Curl
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    July 8, 2011 1:10am UTC
    You never really learn to swear until you learn how to drive.
    
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13. Danie_Curl
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    July 8, 2011 12:59am UTC
    I'm not evil;
    I'm good...
    {{With a twist}}
    
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14. Danie_Curl
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    July 7, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    Y o u a s k e d m e w h a t w a s w r o n g a n d I s a i d
    Nothing
    B u t w he n y o u t u r n e d a r o u n d I w i s p e r e d
    NNNiwEverything
    
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15. Danie_Curl
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    July 7, 2011 9:04pm UTC
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16. Danie_Curl
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    July 7, 2011 8:22am UTC
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17. Danie_Curl
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    July 7, 2011 8:04am UTC
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18. Danie_Curl
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    July 6, 2011 1:54am UTC
    I
    Wasn't
    Born
    With
    Enough
    Middle
    Fingers.
    
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19. Danie_Curl
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    July 6, 2011 1:37am UTC
    Why is Monday so far from Friday,
    But Friday is so close to Monday?
    
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20. Danie_Curl
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:29am UTC
    "Did you just fall?"
    "No I attacked the floor."
    "Backwards?"
    "I'm Freaking Talented!"
    
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