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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    dont highlight under this
    ur a rebel i like that

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Hello substitute teacher,
    Goodbye assigned seats♥

  3. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  6. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC


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  8. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     


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  10. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  11. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  12. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
    1. I'm tired.
    2. I'm cold.
    3. I don't get it.
    4. I'm hungry.
    5. What time is it?
    6. I want to go home.

  14. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  15. ushyy ushyy
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    When I'm having a bad day
    I DONT WANT A
    "WHATS WRONG?"
    I want a hug and a shoulder to cry on

  16. Dream_Dare_Amaze Dream_Dare_Amaze
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    I'm an artist
    I paint on a smile
    I'm an actress
    I hold back the tears
    I'm a doctor
    trying to fix a broken heart

  17. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I was there for you;
    remember that.

  18. Smiliezz900 Smiliezz900
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    I dont miss you
    I miss who you used to be

  19. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:31am UTC
    I hate that feeling
    you get in your throat
    while you're trying to talk,
    when you're just about to cry.

  20. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Trust me,
    If I had the option to completely erase you from my heart,
    I WOULD.

:)

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