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  1. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    If Jenna Marbles,
    was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.

  2. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    Doctor: Why are you so nervous?
    Patient: This is my first operation.
    Doctor: Really? Mine too!


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  5. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 13
    "Colby, your friends are here!" my father called from the other side of my bedroom door.
    It has been a week since I stepped foot outside of my house, and my father was getting worried.
    Harry never texted me back after my last message, either.
    "What friends?" I grumbled, closing my book, and settling it on my nightstand.
    "Addison and Gerald, I think?" my father said.
    "Tell them I'm sick." I muttered, snuggling close in my comforter.
    I heard my father's footsteps fading away, as there were voices audible coming from the front of the house.
    A minute later, my bedroom door opened.
    "Dad, knock next time, please." I mumbled, closing my eyes to get some sleep.
    "It's not your dad, silly." a soft voice spoke.
    I dared myself to peek out of my covers.
    Addison and Gerald were standing at the foot of my bed, both biting their lips in nervousness.
    "What are you two doing here?" I asked, harsher than I had intended to.
    I must've looked like a train wreck.
    I hadn't brushed my hair in ages, and my pajamas were baggy and loose.
    Gerald gulped. "We're here to apologize and take you out."
    "Yeah, we're really sorry, Colby. We just didn't want to hurt you." Addison whispered. "Besides, your dad told us that you haven't been out of your bed for the entire week. You should come to the beach with us." she smiled gently.
    Addison and Gerald looked genuinly sorry.
    After all, they did mention that they were only trying to protect me.
    I gave them both a small smile, that soon spread into a grin.
    "Will you guys buy me a milkshake?" I asked.
    Addison's eyes lit up, as Gerald's lip curved in to cheeky grin. "Deal!" they both smiled.
    I threw off my covers, as I told them to wait in the living room as I changed.
    I took a refreshing shower, running a comb through my thick hair.
    I wore my favorite denim shorts, and beige off shoulder top.
    I paced down the stairs, just to find my father telling Addison and Gerald a bad joke.
    Their eyes all snapped to me as they heard me coming.
    "Finally, Colby. It's good to see you out of your pajamas for once." my father teased.
    I rolled my eyes playfully, as I pecked my father's cheek.
    "I'm going to the beach with Addi and Gerald now. I'll come home before midnight." I promised.
    We got into Addison's Mazda, and began heading off to the beach.
    "Did you call Alex to come yet?" Gerald asked Addison.
    Addison nodded, keeping her hazel eyes on the road.
    "And Jason?" Gerald continued.
    Addison nodded.
    "And Raina?"
    Addison nodded.
    "And Kyle?"
    Addison nodded.
    "And Harry and Dani?" Gerald quickly said.
    Addison glanced at me nervously, before looking at Gerald through the rear view mirror.
    She nodded.

  6. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Buckwheat: QUICK! What's the number for 911 ?
    Porky: How should I know?
    Little Rascals

  7. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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  9. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    You go for the girl, who wears tons of makeup everyday, and is always trying to get attention from all the guys.
    But yet, you pass over the girl you see everyday, that is shy, a natural beauty, and has a gorgeous personality...

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:47am UTC
    Imagine if your
    mirror secretly took snapshots of you and posted them online..
    thebrokensmile's format

  11. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Today i had to:
    Go to my brothers swim meet, i went because their was free food
    of course!
    It was all fine untill
    Bam!
    I just witnessed my brother in a speedo.
    kill. me. now.

  12. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    Never correct her grammar/spelling,
    when she's: crying, mad at you, venting, or on her period. No matter how much it bothers you.

  13. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    boy's sleepovers.
    our expectations: talking about girls the way we talk about boys.
    reality: "let's see who can play cod with our eyes closed the longest!"

  14. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"
    NMQ

  15. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    When i was little, i would
    wonder what I would look
    like at this age...
    I am so not impressed.

  16. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    I hate when guys call girls sexy.
    Call a girl beautiful, not sexy.
    Here's some reasons:
    1. Shows you have respect.
    2. Shows you were looking at her face, not her boobs.
    3. Shows your sweet and nice.
    ^_______♥

  17. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 12
    At that very moment, I felt so weak.
    Tears were stinging in my eyes, threatening to spill out any second.
    Harry's blue green eyes looked at me with a pained expression, as he opened his mouth to speak.
    "Is this what you wanted to tell me?" I asked softly, intentionally cutting him off.
    Harry bit his lower lip, as he snuck a glance at Dani, who was getting impatient.
    "Yes." Harry whispered, hanging his head low in shame.
    "How long have you been together?" I asked, shooting them a glare.
    "Almost two years!" Dani piped up, wrapping her arms around Harry's bare chest.
    I gulped, as the first tear droplet fell out.
    Harry and Dani have been together for literally two years.
    I couldn't believe that he was in a relationship this whole time, while he was leading me on.
    He even kissed me!
    I clenched my fists in pure anger, as I bit my lip from crying.
    "I hate you, Harry." I quivered.
    I began to turn on my heel, sprinting out of the towers of trees.
    I could hear Harry shouting my name multiple times, but I ignored him.
    I ran back on the beach, but I felt someone grabbing my arm as I ran.
    I was pulled around, facing a concerned Addison and Gerald.
    "Colby? What's wrong, why are you crying?" Addison asked, frowning.
    "She found out about Harry and Dani." Gerald muttered lowly.
    My eyes shot to him, as the tears spilled out.
    I looked back and forth between the two, not believing what I was hearing.
    "Y-you two knew?" I asked breathlessly.
    Addison and Gerald's face formed into a mixture of guilt of pity.
    "And none of you bothered to tell me." I finished.
    I gulped, as I shook my head.
    I began walking away from the two people that I thought were my friends.
    I began walking barefoot home.
    When I got home, the lights were out, because my father was at work.
    I snuggled under my covers, still in my dress, that was slightly dusty from the sand.
    My phone vibrated many times throughout the night.
    It was three in the morning when I recieved my last text; from Harry.
    I was hesitant to read it, but I forced myself to.
    I'm sorry, Colby. It read.
    I took in a deep breath, as I began to punch in the keys.
    It's not your fault. It's mine, for falling for you.
    More tears fell out, because of my stupidity.
    How could I have fallen for Harry while he had a girlfriend?
    It was all my fault any of this happened.

  18. Alliebabiiee Alliebabiiee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Problem with guys?
    they pretend to like you, when they really don't.
    Problem with girls?
    they pretend not to like you, when they really do.

  19. Mylittlesparklypinkdress Mylittlesparklypinkdress
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Today one of the Players at school sent me a text:
    i 'm sorry I can't keep pretending that I 'm moving on but i still really like you... ♥

  20. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:43pm UTC
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