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1. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   "Welcome to my parlor,"
   said the spider to the fly.
   
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2. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 11:07pm UTC
   I'm bored to death right now. Even though I'm typing out an essay. So here's the deal! If you fav this quote, I will comment on your profile what name other than your real one suits you, based on your profile info. How about it? I'm so bored. I cannot guarantee doing everyone's, so if you really, REALLY want me to comment on your profile, then comment on this quote that you fav'd it. :)
   
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3. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 12:18am UTC
   So just now, I was on my dashboard in Tumblr &I see this post.
   "Are the Hunger Games just hot dog-eating contests in Africa?"
   
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4. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   Breathe if you find me attractive!
   *ENTIRE HUMAN RACE DIES FROM LACK OF OXYGEN*
   
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5. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ here an idiot
   here an idiot ☜(ﾟ∀ﾟ☜)
   everywhere an idiot
   ヽ( ﾟ ヮﾟ )ノ
   
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6. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   Girl: <cries>
   Boy: What's wrong!?
   Girl: My heart is broken.
   Boy: I can help fix it.
   Girl: You can't, some of the pieces are missing.
   Boy: Then you can break my heart and use it to fix yours.♥
   
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7. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Flight is essential, but
   bUt i Can' T LET my
   FEAR SHOW ♥ --THE HUNGER GAMES
   
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8. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   Satan, I have a savior who is as
   strong as you are weak.
   Come at me bro.
   tumblr
   
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9. CuddlePanda
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   I learned that I'll never
   LOVE SOMEONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE
   Music
   
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10. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    When I was 8, the thing I cried about
    »was having to be " it " in tag. ♥
    
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11. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Me: *wakes up and feels so refreshed* I'm gonna have the best day ever.
    Me: *misses bus* *fails test* *gets ignored by friends* *parents yell for no reason*
    Me: UGH, WHO IS DOING THIS TO ME?
    Life: Ahem, that would be me.
    nmq
    
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12. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    My ears fill with tears
    up to the brim. But I look up at you and just SMILE so they won't fall.
    
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13. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Here's a song that's
    good for any kind of emotion you're feeling.
    YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND IT
    BUT IT IS CALMING IN A WAY.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?
    v=KO0vc7X2InI ♥ «
    
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14. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Light travels faster than sound.
    This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
    nmf
    
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15. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    What would I use to describe you? Indescribable...
    ♥
    nmf
    
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16. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Once upon a time,
    There existed a normal, simple girl.
    She was kind of ordinary and plain.
    That girl laughed when it was time for laughter.
    She smiled whenever she needed to smile.
    Til' her life took a turn for a bit worse.
    Nonetheless, she stayed the same.
    Keeping a huge smile plastered
    On her automatic face.
    Even when she was
    Abandoned.
    She stayed the same.
    Even when she was
    Left to rot.
    She stayed the same.
    Like an idiot, with
    A smile plastered on her face.
    Only on very lonely nights,
    Did the smile melt.
    And tears sprang forth
    To replace it.
    Covering up her emotions with a smile.
    Like a vain woman with her makeup.
    The pain pierced her skin
    And deep into her heart.
    Until she couldn't feel her feet.
    And her heart stopped to beat.
    Unforgivable; that was her last day.
    Don't let other people die this way.
    
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17. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I c a n ' t m a k e C a s e y A n t h o n y j o k e s .
    My mom would kill me.
    
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18. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    I hate it when the
    MacKeeper ad pops up.
    I hear a random voice talking and I'm like,
    "WTF THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE."
    Wait, why's he talking about cleaning up my Mac?
    ♥
    
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19. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    She cancelled my
    Dignity
    i cancelled her life....
    
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20. CuddlePanda
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    So I fav'd a lot of quotes
    That promised the "blowing up of my notifications" if I fav'd.
    Been approximately 5 days and they have not fulfilled their promise... okay
    
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