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  1. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 11:59am UTC
    That beautiful feeling you have when you realize you've fell in love...

  2. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 2:56pm UTC
    I've been gone so long! Did u miss me?
    Oh, right. You never noticed I was gone...

  3. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    Kiss me like you wanna be loved.
    -Ed sheeran

  4. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    "Being single doesn't mean that you are weak, it means you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve"
    -Niall Horan

  5. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    If One Direction is gay,
    Then so are you.

  6. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Me: *Logs into Facebook*
    Friends: *Log out of Facebook*
    Me: :| ........ Seriously?!

  7. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    *Me and my friend making dirty comments in my bedroom whilst watching a movie.*
    Friend: Okay, now this is how you BANG.
    Me*snickering*
    Father: Walks loudly passed bedroom door.
    Silence: Awkward .................
    Friend: Okay First, you take your knuckles to the door! Then BANG ON IT. Then wait till someone answers!
    US: Dies Laughing

  8. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Me: *Reading Quote Out Loud*
    Quote: *Has curse word, H3ll*
    Bff: *Farts as I read H3ll*
    Me: *Looks at her funny*
    Bff: Hey at least I bleeped out the bad word!
    Us: *Dies out Laughing*

  9. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Year: *End of School*
    Guy in my class on facebook: Yay! I PAST the eight grade!!!
    Me: *passed
    Him: O_o
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Principle:
    Random person:
    Potato:
    Peasant: Me too!

  10. Crzy_Insanity* Crzy_Insanity*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Teacher: Okay class today we will be doing reports with a partner on the new school laptops! I will pick your partner!
    Class: *Groans*
    Me and Partner: *Gets Computer*
    Partner: Hey I think our laptop is broken the mouse won't work see? *repeatedly pushes space bar*
    Me: That's the space bar....
    Partner:
    Me:
    Partner:
    Teacher:
    Class:
    Your Mom:
    The President:
    Uncle Cracker:
    Partner: Ooooohhh.....

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