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supercalifredge
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March 28, 2013 8:53pm UTC

to be honest
the first time I ever saw the name "Macklemore" I thought it was the fifth house of Hogwarts or something...

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supercalifredge
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March 30, 2013 8:57am UTC

What do you call a slinky that snapped?
A spring break.

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supercalifredge
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April 3, 2013 8:35pm UTC

I don't like coffee.
It's not my cup of tea.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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April 9, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Perks of dating me:
-You'll be dating me
I could go on but I think I've made my point

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

If Channing Tatum did a kissing booth,
we could end world hunger

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 10, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.
~ Albus Dumbledore

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 10, 2013 3:31pm UTC

I was owning on Mario Cart, then I realized I wasn't the top screen..

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 10, 2013 2:34pm UTC

There are two types of people in this world who don't say much..
1. Those who are quiet.
2. Those who talk too much.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 10, 2013 2:31pm UTC

*Sends text*
*Recieves a text 30 minutes later*
Me: "Ooh you took 30 minutes to text me back? Cool, I'll take 31."

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 10, 2013 3:04pm UTC

It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.
~ Katniss Everdeen

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DividedByZero
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April 3, 2013 10:10pm UTC

When will people realize God doesn't exist?

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July 8, 2010 5:51am UTC

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TheMascaraSeries
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October 20, 2012 12:42pm UTC

Girls Like me .
It's been a while since you've seen this, right?
I owe you all such a huge apology. I haven't been on witty in what seems like forever. I kept telling myself i'd get around to logging on, replying to comments, and starting a new story, but I never did. I have just been so busy with everything lately, and i've been going through so much. I know that sounds more like an excuse than it does a reason, but I just want you all to know how sorry I am. The last time I talked to a lot of you, I told you I would be starting a new story soon. Needless to say that never happened, because it's been 3 months since I last logged on. However, I do have intentions of starting a new story. That is of course if any of you are still interesting in reading? If you are, it would mean a lot to me of you favorited/ commented on this quote or on my profile. I've missed you all so much.♥
xoxo - TheMascaraSeries ♥

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nevercloseyoureyes
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September 9, 2012 9:16am UTC

(♥)this
and i will write a paragraph on your profile
of what i think about you even if i don't know you.
I promise to comment on everyone that favs this.
~

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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clicktheheartif
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September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.

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badwolf*
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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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