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Bitter_Sweet
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April 13, 2013 6:05am UTC

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 13, 2013 6:07am UTC

My teacher said "Whatever you do, always give 100%"
Then someone called out from the back of the class "Unless you're donating blood!"

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 13, 2013 6:11am UTC

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks..
Why is there a light in the fridge?

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 13, 2013 10:52am UTC

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
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April 8, 2013 9:13pm UTC

Holding onto someone who doesn't love you back,
is like holding onto a balloon.
When you let go of course you're going to miss it.
But you're hands will be free and you get to do so much more
that maybe it's worth it.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 11, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong: Ladies, if someone touches you and you don't want them to, feel free to punch them in the f//cking face.
Gerard Way: If you ever see sh//tty a//ss rock dudes in sh//tty a//ss rock bands asking you to show them your t//ts for backstage passes, I want ou to spit in their f//cking face and yell, "F//ck you!"
Justin Bieber: R//pe happens for a reason

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 12, 2013 2:33pm UTC

You always have that one person in sports class who is waaaaay to competitive.
So I'm just like "Dude, calm it. It's not the frickin Olympics!"

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 11, 2013 11:08am UTC

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart..
~ Winnie the Pooh

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 11, 2013 11:04am UTC

If you can dream it
You can do it
~ Walt Disney

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 12, 2013 11:17am UTC

I'm one of those people who like to run away from my problems..
But I soon realised that I've never actually gotten anywhere.
Don't run, Face it.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 12, 2013 11:20am UTC

Through out the years, I have learnt that trust is like a piece of paper..
Once it's crumpled, it can't be perfect again.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 12, 2013 11:37am UTC

I will be there for you, when you fall :)
~ The floor

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 12, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Staring at your work, pretending to be concentrating, so the teacher dosn't pick on you.
*Haha, piece of cake*
2 minutes later
That moment when the teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on random people".
*Sh.t*

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 12, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you. But hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 11, 2013 9:17am UTC

People say nothing is impossible.
Well that's quite funny really, because I have been doing nothing for weeks.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 11, 2013 9:20am UTC

Fat!? Hm, I guess I am quite big. But what can I say, a tiny body like mine obviously can't store all of my personality.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 11, 2013 9:22am UTC

Tomorrow = Life giving you a second chance.

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mkeys
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November 10, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Stop waiting for your Prince Charming.
Get up and find him.
The poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.

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