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Cool_As_Hell

1. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 5:21pm UTC
   Whatever happened to
   childhood?
   We're all scared of the kids in our neighbourhood;
   They're not small, charming and harmless,
   They're a violent bunch of b/stard little sh/ts.
   
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2. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   "I'm gonna start exercising and lose weight"
   I say while sitting on the sofa and eating Mcdonald's.
   
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3. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC
   Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
   
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4. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 3:56pm UTC
   Perks of dating me:
   Erm... Can I get back to you on that?
   
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5. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 3:50pm UTC
   Me: *listens to rock music*
   My mum: What is this satanic ruckus I hear?
   
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6. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2013 6:00pm UTC
   Guy: You look hot!
   Other girls: I prefer beautiful.
   Me: I'll take what I can get.
   
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7. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2013 5:21pm UTC
   I intend to live forever.
   So far, so good.
   
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8. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2013 5:18pm UTC
   Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it sh/ts on your head.
   
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9. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2013 5:15pm UTC
   Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a minute,
   but set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
   
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10. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    *Sniffs a Pritt stick*
    *Plays Bob Marley* "Living the dope lyfe"
    
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11. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Time's fun when you're having flies.
    
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12. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    The person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger.
    
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13. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K- ELEMNO- P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z
    
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14. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    I will never forget!
    No, no
    I will never regret!
    No, no
    I will live my life!
    
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15. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    I hate
    how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, But when I read out loud I sound like an idiot.
    
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16. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    TWO reasons
    why I wake up in the morning:
    1. Alarm clock
    2. YOU
    I have to pee.
    
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17. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Please don't see me
    Please don't see me
    Please don't see me
    "Heyyyyyyyyyy"
    SH/T
    
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18. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
    Live the life you have imagined.
    - Henry David Thoreau
    
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19. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Well little girl twenty-one, you never thought that this would come
    You starve yourself to play the part
    But I can promise you there's a man whose love is true
    And he'll treat you like the jewel that you are
    
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20. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    How do you get that lonely?
    How do you hurt that bad
    To make you make the call,
    That having no life at all
    format by julietechoecho
    Is better that the life that you had?
    
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