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Cool_As_Hell

  1. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    You look beautiful today.

  2. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    February 3, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I'm not like them,
    but I can pretend.

  3. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    February 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    I wonder
    how other people
    see me.

  4. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    And all those who look down on me,
    I'm tearing down your balcony.

  5. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Teacher: I'm guessing by all this noise you've all finished the work.
    Me: Erm....No.

  6. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    January 25, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Me: Okay, I'm ready for this test.
    Test paper: Name?
    Me: Is this a trick question?

  7. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Teen-ag-er; Noun:
    A person who is better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than tomorrows 3rd period math test.

  8. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    January 23, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    It's so cold outside,
    I even saw a gangster put his pants up!

  9. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    January 23, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Pretty girl: I'm so ugly.
    Smart girl: I'm so stupid.
    Skinny girl: I'm so fat.
    Me: -__-

  10. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    January 22, 2013 4:45pm UTC
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  11. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    HOW TO FIND THE
    NAME OF A SONG:
    Type all the words you know in Google
    and hope for the best.

  12. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    When I saw
    I fell in love,and
    you smiled
    because you knew.
    - William Shakespeare

  13. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    January 22, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    SHUT UP.
    My favourite song is playing.

  14. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Some people's laugh is
    funnier than the joke.

  15. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Today is never too late to be
    brand new.

  16. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    January 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    This is what happens to me everyday:
    http://data.whicdn.com/images/47833408/tumblr_mfxx5eCKk41rkbs06o1_500_large.gif

  17. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    If Honey Boo Boo's mum can get a boyfriend,
    So can you.

  18. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    I'd like to think I can cheat it all,
    To make up for the times
    I’ve been cheated on.

  19. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
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    January 13, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    I swear,
    when I grow up,
    I won't just buy you a rose, I will buy the flower shop,
    and you will never be lonely.

  20. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    You look for a legend,
    I'm looking for common ground.
    Your heart isn't breaking,
    and mine isn't making a sound.

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