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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I'm not addicted to wi t t y. . . . . . .
i just use it when i have time.
like lunch time, dinner time, this time, that time, all the time.

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str0ng
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July 25, 2012 8:53pm UTC

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neversaynever16
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July 25, 2012 9:03pm UTC

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I LOVE
WITTY
You can say, "afhshihdbds"and everyone will understand you.
✍
But spell "you're" wrong and you're dead

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suprize123
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July 25, 2012 7:12pm UTC

teacher: do you understand?
me: yeah totally.
teacher: *walks away*
me: what the freak did she just say

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ShakeItOut
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 8:03pm UTC

don't you dare " k " me.

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babyBrii
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:32pm UTC

TEXTING SOMETHING
YOU KNOW YOU'LL REGRET
and closing your eyes when you send it.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 11:03pm UTC

Dear Music,
I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me.

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awesomeness221
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 4:41pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you have something funny to say ,but the topic of the conversation changed already

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TVQuotes
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July 25, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Spongebob #5
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
Follow me I follow back~

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:43pm UTC

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When you
don't know how to pronounce a character's name in a book, so you just substitute your own jibberish word in your
head.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I feel so bad for women competing
in the olympics while on their period.

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tunestories
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July 22, 2012 11:04am UTC

She's No Good
Prologue
I took a deep breath, as I tipped the taxi driver, and stepped out.
This is your new home, Trinity.
The house was massively large. Not anything I’ve lived in, with my mother. But she was in jail now, so it’s not like it even matters.
My mom was a drug dealer. She would home late on days I needed her, and we ran out of food, very often.
But I got in the habit of stealing. And I’ve gotten caught.
Jail, even.
But that’s the past. And this?
Well, this is the future.
I live with my dad now. And his family.
Which I’ve never met.

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ChaoticBeautyxo*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:29pm UTC

Admit it, when we were younger getting your period was awkward.
Now we are just like, "don't mess with me b/tch, I am on my freaking period" to our guy friends.

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blairisepic
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July 25, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Victorious
-Cat and Trina rapping in the car-
Cat and Trina: Ya know I want ya, and girl I really want ya!
Trina: And you're lookin' nice!
Cat: Got me cooler than a bag of ice!
Cat and Trina: Now freeeeze, freeeze, freeeze... now go! Drop it fast and move real slow. Hoooo! What?
Trina: You smell so fruity..
[Cat doesn't respond]
Trina: Sing the next line!
Cat: I can't.
Trina: Why not?
Cat: It's dirty...

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