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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* · 9 years ago
http://wittyprofiles.tumblr.com/post/94215599004/im-having-trouble-putting-pictures-in-my-quotes-any
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Amenah · 9 years ago
i don't know why but i hate this quote sooo muuuch and it's really hard to tell people that .______.
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OutrightAwesome · 1 decade ago
Nooo...You're making me jealous!
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nevergrowup89 · 1 decade ago
Everyday
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shani3ce · 1 decade ago
all the time!
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Aliavdor · 1 decade ago
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs :3
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GabbyBaby · 1 decade ago
This is the best thing I've ever read
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Sophie* · 1 decade ago
hahahahaha xD
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xSarahKatex* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Ahhhaa, I'm going to eat these later now. c: yumm.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You can~!
Here's how:
1. Offer them milk, a pina colada, or some liquid that's white
2. Fill the glass, half with the drink, half with bleach
3. Congratulations, they're muted... forever ^-^
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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* · 1 decade ago
OMG! So true!
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Infinite* · 1 decade ago
Did you write this? If you did, it's amazing and you should totally be famous and publish your writing :) And if you didn't...still a super cool quote!
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
A(forever)ve
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Brandon Hess* · 1 decade ago
im big but your the garden you shuld be proud to hear that
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dreamer* · 1 decade ago
ε οχι παλι,η μαμα σου μια χαρα ειναι cx
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Cuppy · 1 decade ago
gardens need little bugs to survive :)
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE HOW DID YOU KNOW
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
Okay I like the first two but the "mom I don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant" is just ridiculous. I know it's meant to be a joke, but I have when people have the mindset where they're proud of themselves for not doing drugs. Congrats, you're not throwing your life away, that doesn't necessarily mean you're doing anything good either. You're not doing anyone a favour by not destroying your body or getting pregnant at a young age. That's a norm, not something particularly amazing.
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Sophie* · 1 decade ago
hahahahhhaah so true x3
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