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  1. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Managing to make someone laugh after they've been
    crying is one of the most glorious things ever.

  2. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    June 5, 2013 8:06am UTC
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    Niall Horan
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    Yo ! What's up sexy fans ? What's goin on? Just chilling at the mo in the sun! Beautiful day!
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    OMG NIALL JUST CALLED ME SEXY YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
    nmf (:

  3. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Am I the only one who misses actual, handwritten letters?
    I just love the way they used to be so personal.
    I don't know whether it was
    the postage stamp,
    the slight smear of the ink,
    or even the smell of the paper,
    but I used to feel so
    happy
    when somebody wrote me.
    Like somebody cared enough about me to put in the effort.
    I miss those days.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    have you ever
    thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    Always remember
    to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile <3

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I hate being called funny.
    Then I feel like I need to say something hilarious to uphold the reputation and I just can't take the pressure.

  7. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Cat: He said, "One small step for man."
    Cat: I would've just said, "OH MY GOD I'M ON THE MOON!"
    -Victorious

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    Adult: So, you have a boyfriend then?
    Me: No
    Adult: I'm sure you're too good for any of them!
    Me: Or, you know, it could be the small factor that I look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the internet.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    A reported asked a couple:
    "How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?"
    The woman replied:"We were born in a time when if something was broken, we would fix it, not throw it away"
    This is real love

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    do you ever get so annoyed
    at everything
    that you start to get mad at even little things
    like a spoon clinking against a bowl
    or sounds of people talking?

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just stare at really attractive people and think
    “how” ?

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    why won't you
    bump into me on the street
    and ask for my number
    and take me out for coffee
    and fall in love with me .
    What am i doing wrong?

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    literally
    nothing feels better than being loved
    by someone who hates everyone

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    could you imagine
    if facebook and instagram got like a “seen by” note
    next to your photos and then you’d know who didn’t like your photo.
    I think I’d start hating people more
    if that happened.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    making a joke
    in front of a ton of people
    and having them all crack up
    is one if the most beautiful feelings
    you’ll ever feel.
    Don’t deny it.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    we all have that boy
    He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
    as we make our way to class.
    He’s the boy that we lie about
    and claim to not care about anymore.
    He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
    complete with the weakness in the knees...

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    The only reason
    I enjoy going to bed is
    so I can make stories up in my head
    which makes my brain think
    it’s actually real.

  18. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Stop falling. Stop listening. Stop texting back.
    stop worrying. stop getting your hopes up.
    stop telling yourself this ones different.
    You've heard this story time after time
    and time before and you know how it ends.
    He's playing that game you keep losing.
    nmf

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Life can be
    long or short,
    it all depends on how you choose to live it.
    It’s like forever, always changing.
    For any of us our forever could end in an hour,
    or a hundred years from now.
    You can never know for sure,
    so you’d better make every second count.
    What you have to decide is how you want your life to be.
    If your forever was ending tomorrow,
    is this how you’d want to have spent it?

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

:)

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