Chuck Norris Fact #38 A Handicapped parking sign does not mean that the parking space is for handicapped people; It is actually a warning to say that the spot is for Chuck Norris and you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris Fact #30 Dragonball Z was originally "Chuck Norris Z", but it was rejected because everyone died in the first episode and couldn't be wished back.
Chuck Norris Fact #26 Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake while he was in a desert. After three days of pain and agony... The rattlesnake died.