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1. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 12:34pm UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #20
   Chuck Norris can head-butt a bullet.
   
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2. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 12:25pm UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #19
   Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
   
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3. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 12:21pm UTC
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4. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 12:06pm UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #17
   When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012, he responded: "Depends how I'm feeling on that day."
   
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5. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 12:02pm UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #16
   Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a mirror... And won.
   
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6. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 11:58am UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #15
   Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock.. He named it "Planet Earth".
   
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7. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 11:53am UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #14
   Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
   
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8. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 11:49am UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #13
   Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
   
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9. ChuckNorrisFTW
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   June 5, 2011 11:39am UTC
   Chuck Norris Fact #12
   Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
   
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10. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 11:35am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #11
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    
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11. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 11:30am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #10
    Chuck Norris won a World Championship in Poker with only Pokémon cards.
    
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12. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 11:26am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #9
    When God goes to bed, he prays to Chuck Norris.
    
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13. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #8
    Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice.
    
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14. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 11:17am UTC
    BREAKING NEWS
    Osama Bin Laden has been killed.
    Other news: Chuck Norris returns from his holiday in Pakistan...
    
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15. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 11:09am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #7
    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    
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16. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 11:00am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #6
    It is impossible to search Chuck Norris on Google. You can't find Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris finds you.
    
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17. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 10:56am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #5
    Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    
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18. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 10:52am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #4
    Some people can walk on water;
    Chuck Norris can swim through land.
    
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19. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 10:46am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #3
    God didn't create Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris created God.
    
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20. ChuckNorrisFTW
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    June 5, 2011 10:42am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #2
    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
    
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