Witty Profiles

ChantellLove

1. ChantellLove
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   I'm _100___% boss.
   [x ] when i'm home alone & i hear a noise, u can find me underneath my bed.
   [ x] when i put something into the microwave, i go all ninja & try to complete a task before my food's ready.
   [x ] i have to sleep in the middle of my bed, thinking otherwise a monster will pull me under.
   [ x] i've used a crayon expecting it to be a different color. fail.
   [ x] when nobody's around, i go up the stairs like a baby chimpanzee would.
   now multiply that by 20.
   you have your percentage.
   ru a boss?!?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
2. ChantellLove
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 9:13pm UTC
   am 96% obsessed with my looks...
   I own:
   [x] hair straightener
   [x] curling iron
   [x] mousse
   [x] hairspray
   [x] gel
   [x] other sprays
   [x] bobby pins
   [x] hair clips
   [x] hair ties
   [x] round barrel brush
   [x] blow dryer
   [x] mirror
   [x] I have dyed my hair
   [x] I have/had highlights
   TOTAL: 14
   Eyes:
   [x] black eyeliner
   [x] other color eyeliner
   [x] eye shadow
   [x] mascara
   [] fake eyelashes
   [x] eyelash curler
   [x] eye shimmer
   [] contacts
   [x] stunna shades
   [x] eye makeup remover
   TOTAL: 22
   Lips/Teeth:
   [x] clear lip gloss
   [x] red or pink lip gloss
   [x] lipstick
   [x] chap stick
   [x] lip plumper
   []x electric toothbrush
   [x] teeth whitener
   [x] more than 15 lip glosses
   [x] toothpaste
   TOTAL: 31
   Complexion/Overall Face:
   [x] blush
   [x] moisturizer
   [x] face wash
   [x] bronzer
   [x] makeup remover
   [x] face wipes
   [x] powder
   [x] cover up
   TOTAL: 39
   Nails:
   [x]nail polish/varnish
   [x] filer
   [x] nail clipper
   [x] nail buffer
   [x] cuticle remover
   [x] nail hardener
   [x] nail brush
   [x] fake nails
   [x] nail scissors
   TOTAL: 48
   OVERALL TOTAL: 48
   Now multiply your number by 2
   Then repost as I am .....% obsessed with my looks
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
3. ChantellLove
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2011 12:27am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 3 points
4. ChantellLove
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 11:00pm UTC
   I have screwed up 87% of my teenage life.
   [x] Kissed someone before dating
   x[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
   [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
   [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
   Total so far: 4
   [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
   [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
   [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
   [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
   []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
   Total so far: 8
   [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
   [x] Texted people during class
   [x] Passed notes
   [x] Threw stuff across the room
   [x] Laughed at the teacher
   Total so far: 12
   [x] Took pictures during school hours
   [x] Called someone during school hours
   [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
   Total so far: 15
   x[] Threw something at the teacher
   [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
   xx[] Broke the dress code
   [x] Failed a class
   [x] Ate food during class
   Total so far: 20
   x[]Been called the worst student
   [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
   [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
   [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
   Total so far: 23
   [x] Faked your parents signature
   [x] Slept in class
   [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
   [x] Copied homework
   x[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
   [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
   Total so far: 29
   Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up 87% of my teenage life
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
5. ChantellLove
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 10:03pm UTC
   Dont control yourself,
   this your life you want it,
   said you want it.
   so live it up.
   All that matters is this moment.. ♥
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
6. ChantellLove
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 9:55pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles