I have screwed up 87% of my teenage life.
[x] Kissed someone before dating
x[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 4

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 8

[] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 12

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 15

x[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
xx[] Broke the dress code
[x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 20

x[]Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 23

[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
x[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 29

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