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  1. ilovemybestfriendmike_610 ilovemybestfriendmike_610
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 4:50pm UTC
    love has no language

  2. Charly__6__ Charly__6__
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 5:26am UTC
    When a popular person get more Faves for the same quote that you got first...

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    THERE ARE DAYS
    when I know I can conquer the world, but there are also days when all I do is run away, because I'm scared.

  4. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 10:48pm UTC
    So...
    this is what I saw when I logged onto witty.

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    "no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the f/ck up out of my life

  6. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 2:02am UTC
    MUSIC
    is my
    PAINKILLER

  7. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 12:07am UTC
    I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them
    enough. In fact, my pictures
    show me how much I've lost.

  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    do not let anyone make you feel like sh .it for putting yourself
    first you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

  9. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    *Middle of test. Dead quiet*
    STOMACH: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Honestly,
    I was ready to leave this website yesterday. But I refuse
    to leave until witty is active again. It's like... I don't feel comfortable without
    leaving newer members something to inherit. I want them to see the
    same Witty that I did when I was young.

  11. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    I believe in music the way that some people believe in fairy tales.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 2:20am UTC
    so yesterday i was babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know, i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept hitting on me the entire time and it was hilarious and also adorable.
    alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
    corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
    alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
    me: what
    alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
    me: yeah, but--
    corben: i'll get you three bowls.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: okay, goodnight you guys.
    corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
    alana: no she doesn--
    corben: shHHhHhHH.
    me: no.
    corben: not even a little cuddle?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: why are you out of bed?
    corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
    me: no, go back to bed
    corben: i'll read it to you if you want

  13. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    she hesitates "i'm okay"
    but i don't think even all the worlds oceans
    could fill her empty heart
    (h.c)

  14. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 5:40pm UTC
    "i don't care about looks"
    LIAR
    YOU'RE LYING
    YOU ARE A LIAR

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    person: i like you
    me: why


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 4:34am UTC
    WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT
    INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DON'T LIKE THAT

  18. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 6:47pm UTC
    'Cause when you're
    fifteen &
    Somebody tells you they love you,
    you're gonna believe them

  19. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET THIS! -A birth certificate with 1990-1999.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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