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lexidanielle_xo
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December 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” What the f.uck have we done? Barbie became the "poster girl" for what girls "should" look like. Why would you want to look like that, if you put it to human proportions? Don't do this to yourself.

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quietkid
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December 12, 2012 8:31pm UTC

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Cuppy
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December 9, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Why are scary movies always in creepy
places like jails and hospitals? I want
a scary movie in Walmart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Clean up on aisle 13."
"But sir... there is no aisle 13..."
*Dramatic music*

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Maddyhj
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December 12, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Imagine if you could screenshot real life OOOO:
Camera. That thing you're talking about, is a camera.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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December 9, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Single for New Years.
Single for Valentines Day.
Single for Easter
Single for the last day of school.
Single for my birthday.
Single for the 4th of July.
Single for Halloween.
Single for Thanksgiving.
Single for Christmas.
yep.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cheetah678
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December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 10, 2012 4:12pm UTC

night
the most vulnerable you’ll feel is at night,
when darkness fills your mind with overfilled thoughts.

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I want
someone to hit on me, face to face, no sugar coats.
If you think I’m cute say, “Hi!” .
If you want my number, ask me.
Don’t ask my friend for my number.
It just makes you less attractive.
I want to have at least one person come up to me
and call me cute and then ask for my number.
I just want that..

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yourcool
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December 11, 2012 5:30pm UTC

the problem with reality is that
there is no background music.

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britany*
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December 8, 2012 12:23pm UTC

My Friend: I'm returning this shirt.
Me: But it was sexy..
My Friend: Well, I guess I'm bringing sexy back.
True Story.

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UnicornHoran
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December 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Me : Hey, Christmas is on a friday this year.
Blonde friend: I hope it's not friday the 13th.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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itsamadworld
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December 10, 2012 6:17pm UTC

i told my mom her chicken was dry and tasteless and
she said it was made out of my humor.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 4:22pm UTC

SOMETIMES
I JUST WANT TO BE FOUGHT FOR

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swimswim98
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December 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 11, 2012 5:37pm UTC

grandmother: how did we manage to stay together for 65 years?
grandfather: we were born in a time when if something was broken we would fix it, not throw it away.

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whoaitsmidge_x3
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December 10, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Periods are ridiculous
you shouldn't be punished for not getting pregnant.

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 13, 2012 4:45pm UTC

There’s honestly
nothing more painful
than missing someone who’s slowly
beginning to forget about you.
While you’re sitting alone reminiscing
and thinking about them,
they’re completely lost and consumed
in their own world,
a world in which
you no longer exist.

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itsamadworld
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December 13, 2012 5:53pm UTC

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