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Whor_an
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You okay ?
Nope.
nmq/nmf
Me either, let's kill people.
nmq/n

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theater101
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC

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Oh, so you're "naturally" beautiful?
Mind if I test it with a wet wipe?
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Format by twilightgirl995

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Admit it,
When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

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xoxomusicangel
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Zayn was once told by a doctor not to l i f t anything h e a v y for 2 weeks.
He replied with:
"guess I'll have to pee sitting down then"
♥
credit to the "Passion for One Direction" page on Facebook:)

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lestrangeXstaygold
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC

An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards
{♥} {♥} {♥}
/////// When lifes dragging you back,
it means it's going to launch you into something great.
so just focus and keep aiming
♥♥♥
nmf.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Me: Breath if you find me attractive
Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

*How my mom works*
Me: Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 12:49pm UTC

If a guy's comfortable around you:
he’ll tackle you.
be weird around you.
sing to you.
dance with you.
scream at you.
take your food.
be mean to you.

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TrueReligi0n
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Why are kids obese?
Maybe because
burgers are $.99
and
salads are $4.99

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC

COMMENT if you're straight.
COMMENT if you're gay.
COMMENT if you're lesbian.
COMMENT if you're bisexual.
COMMENT if you're pansexual.
FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.
nmq

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC

when's your curfew?
curfew is for people who actually leave the house.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC

That fearless kid who starts the coughing or sniffling game during a test.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:24pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you drop something and you go to pick it up and you drop it again and again.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC

My microwave is awesome at
heating up my plate and leaving my food frozen.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 2:00pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I say "I'm tired" or "I'm hungry"
When I don't know what else to say.

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jenjen1615
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
wait, who?
My buttcheecks ;)
AHAHA that just made my day
my friend is so stupid but so funny

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 1:52am UTC

our science class: *being obnoxiously loud*
teacher: "hey, everybody..."
class: *ignores him*
teacher: "kids!"
class: *still ignoring*
teacher: "CHILDREN!"
class: *keeps talking*
teacher: *stands on desk and yells*
"TESTICLES TESTICLES TESTICLES!"
everyone: *dead silence*
teacher: "thank you. now do your work."

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:49pm UTC

format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
Friend: Heyyy
Me: Heyy
*no reply*
Okay, now tell me..
what was the point of texting me ..?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:09pm UTC

i stop my microwave at 0:01
to feel like i'm a bomb defuser.

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