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  1. Auralee Auralee
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:54am UTC
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  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Oh, we're best friends?
    Then please be a pal and pull that knife out of my back.

  3. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    The girls from Toddlers & Tiaras
    might as well have their spot reserved on
    16 & Pregnant.

  4. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
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  5. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    T h e r e i s a c o u p l e a t m y s c h o o l.
    They started dating in 6th grade.
    They're graduating tonight
    And they're still together
    true story(: this gives me hope

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
    Last scene: him going underwater.
    1st Scene in Inception: he wakes up on a beach

  7. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    OMG I LOST IT!!!!! I'M OFFICIALLY A GROWN WOMAN RIGHT NOW!!!
    What your v-card?
    Pshh no my last baby tooth!!!!
    nmq, saw it online

  8. xCuppiieCakeLove xCuppiieCakeLove
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

  9. idonotneedyou idonotneedyou
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I Want
    To Be That Girl
    Who Turns Really
    Pretty
    Over Summer
    And
    All The Boys
    Are Like
    "Wow"
    When They See
    Me In School
    soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
    FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

  10. pandasmack pandasmack
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    dear mom and dad,
    just cause i hang out with a boy doesn't mean i like them
    psh who am i kidding. i like him.

  11. edwardl0v3r edwardl0v3r
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    I just want one of those, cute, summer romances.
    Is that too much to ask for?
    nmf

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    I want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
    I want someone to cuddle with , on cold rainy days.
    I want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
    I want someone to play pretend with.
    I want someone to tell me I am cute.
    I want someone to hold my hand.
    I want someone to tease me.
    I want someone to hug.
    I want someone.

  13. Cookiemonster99 Cookiemonster99
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    It's what society
    taug'ht her to do.

    nmf

  14. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Told a chemistry joke.,
    Got no Reaction.

  15. mick mick
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Dear single girls reading this,
    I feel bad for the guys, because they're missing out on a really beautiful and amazing girl.

  16. whoaitsmidge_x3 whoaitsmidge_x3
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    him: whats up?
    me: texting a guy i really like.
    him: i guess he will have to die then..
    me: why?
    him: because you're mine.
    me: i was talking about you.Y
    mq,mf

  17. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Here's to the girls who
    just want a boy to cuddle with.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Guys: Why do girls care so much about being skinny? It's annoying.
    Guys: Ew. Fat girls.

  19. Sammialexv Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:07am UTC
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  20. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I woNder if anyone has ever walked past me and gone;
    'wow she's beautiful'

    format by sandrasaurus

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