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BlueFlamingo

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Member Since: 4 Jul 2010 01:54pm

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EMILY
Allyouneedtoknow

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  1. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    I've had a Witty for 1 year today.
    Happy Fourth!(:

  2. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Girls who send naked pictures to guys are freaking stupid.

  3. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    If the fetus you save is gay,
    will you still continue to protect it's rights?

  4. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    I come from a school where there are more bomb threats than snow days.

  5. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 11:48am UTC
    A conversation between me and my friend while watching Nightmare on Elm Street.
    Me: Is this a real story?
    Emily: Yes.
    Me: No it's not!
    Emily: Then why did you ask?!
    Me: ...

  6. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    Don't Leave Me.

  7. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:04am UTC
    i love him so much it just turns to hate
    someday you will ache like i ache

  8. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:02am UTC
    I hold my breath and close my eyes and
    Dreamabouther
    Cause she's 2000 light years away

  9. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 11:32pm UTC
    If you're a mean person, you're going to come back as a fly
    and eat poop :P
    -Kurt Cobain

  10. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 7:22pm UTC
    ♥TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  11. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    COME as you are
    -Kurt Cobain

  12. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    Why is my bed so much comfier
    just when i need to get up ?

  13. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 3:25pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when
    the spoon tips the yoghurt pot over?

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