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jimmy365
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September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it

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fatassmuffin
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October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC

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irishkell96
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:29pm UTC

I find it very rude and inconsiderate
that my grandchildren haven't gone back in time to come visit me yet...
nmf?nmq

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 4:18pm UTC

Next time I'm in an elevator
with 4 or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say "So I'm sure you're wondering
why I've gathered you all here..."

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LivvyLynne
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August 23, 2011 2:37pm UTC

FAVE IF YOU REMEMBER DRAWINGThis wicked little thing. ---- / \ / \ l l l l l l l l l \ \ / \ \ / \ \ l l l l l l l l l \ / \ / --- nmf
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Colby
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 10:04pm UTC

"Mom we're out of crackers."
"Well I guess you could say that
We're Crackalacking." ♥
notmine

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FreakyiiZ
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:45am UTC

( . , ) - ( _--- D_ )====J
^planking♥

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nevergrowup89
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August 22, 2011 6:15pm UTC

In the car with my dad.
*pass my old middle school*
Me: God, it still feels like I'm going back there.
Dad: I know. Big ol' freshman now, eh?
Me: Yeah, I'm kinda nervous.
Dad: Oh you got nothing to worry about.
Me: Yeah well-
Dad: Except boys. Boys are idiots.
Me: Dad, you ARE a boy.
Dad: Exactly. So I know what goes on in their head. Especially high school boys. They only have one thing on their minds-
Me: Dad!
Dad: -football. Haha, you thought we were gonna have the talk, didn't you?
Me: Oh my god, Dad. Never do that to me again.

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cx3
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 9:11pm UTC

brb, gonna go take a hot shower.
it's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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amazing23
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September 1, 2011 11:34pm UTC

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iwasenchanted_
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 6:30pm UTC

Don't marry a man
unless you would be
proud to have a son
exactly like him.

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Xportugese_babiiiX
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC

" I like your hair."
"thanks, I grew it myself."
~

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shann_brogan
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 6:59pm UTC

i want to write "i miss you"
on a rock,
then throw it at your face,
so you'll know how much it
hurts to miss you.

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Iwishyouweremine
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 6:21pm UTC

I told my bestfriend, "At my funeral, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself on to my casket and yell "WWHHHHHHYYY!!!?
she agreed. (:
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