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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  2. Jannettiera_2 Jannettiera_2
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Surgery Tomorrow <\3
    Its For My Heart,
    Its Unhealthy
    Because Of My Smoking And My Epilepsy,
    If I Survive And Well,
    Im Aloud Home On The 28th.
    Im Writing This To Tell You I Love You And Goodbye
    For If I Die.
    Take Care Baby <3
    I Will Always Love You No Matter What <3
    Love,
    Jannettiera April Furtel
    x


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  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:45pm UTC
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  5. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Josh and Jennifer in an Interview:
    "Did you picture yourself as Katniss?"
    Jennifer: No
    Josh: I did
    Jennifer: You pictured me?
    Josh: No I pictured me playing Katniss :)

  6. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    If you aren't following anyone is says
    "*Username* is a leader and is not following anyone."
    Oh my god Steve.

  7. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    "I like your hair"
    Thanks. I grew it myself.

  8. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
    Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
    Bully: .....
    Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
    Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
    Dad: .....
    Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
    Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
    Brother: ....
    Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
    Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
    Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
    Me: ...this is why I love you.
    nmf/
    all mine♥

  9. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:32am UTC
    "People think Niall & I flirt while talking on skype,
    But in reality all he does is
    Eat in front of the camera."
    -Demi Lovato

  10. Lukas_has_a_new_Witty Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

  11. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    hauntingly beautiful
    Chapter 13
    Hayden's Point of View
    "Hayden, I was expecting you here." a voice suddenly said.
    I removed my attention from the sink, as I stared at the mirror's reflection in front of me.
    Maddi stood there, with her arms crossed.
    I gulped, as I turend around, staring at her with fear.
    She stepped closer to me, as a smirk appeared across her glossy lips.
    "How are you?" Maddi asked, with her cat like eyes burning with a gleam of evilness.
    I ignored her question, trying to find a way to get out of her trap.
    "I have to go back to class." I muttered, trying to weave by her.
    Her hand quickly gripped around my arm.
    She held it tightly, as her long nails dug into my skin.
    I winced in pain, as my heart raced from her cold touch.
    "Not so fast, Hayden." she glared.
    I tried to wiggle my arm out of her grip, but all she did was hold on tighter.
    Flashbacks of my father leaving bruises on my arms immediately came across my mind.
    I closed my eyes tightly, struggling to be freed.
    "What's wrong, Hayden? Are you uncomfortable when someone touches you?" Maddi asked.
    The tone in her voice made it sound like she knew something secretive about me.
    "Let go." I gritted through my teeth.
    Maddi narrowed her icy blue eyes at me.
    "Not until you promise to never look or speak to Hunter, ever again." she snapped.
    I sucked in a deep breath, staring at her with disgust.
    Hunter was my only friend, and I wasn't letting him go.
    "No." I said without hesitation.
    Maddi raised her perfectly plucked eyebrows, giving me a cold glare.
    "You're making this harder for yourself, Hayden." she said, dangerously low.
    She let go of my hand, as her manicured fingers pulled sheets of paper out of her designer purse.
    She waved them in my face, as I clutched onto them.
    My eyes scanned the words, as my heart sank to the very bottom of my gut.
    My breath shortened, as I stared at Maddi with shock.
    Maddi simply smirked, snatching the papers away from my hands.
    "Well, well, well. What do we have here?" she asked innocently.
    She read the article out loud, with each word burning my soul.
    "Jeremy Morris, father of two young children, is a convicted murderer of his own son?" she read.
    I glared at her with a burning passion of hatred.
    "Well, Hayden. Isn't your last name Morris, as well?" Maddi asked amusedly.
    "What do you want from me?" I asked, lowering my eyes.
    Maddi crossed her arms, and smiled evilly.
    "Like I said before, I want you to leave Hunter alone." she simple shrugged.
    I clenched my jaw, feeling water filling my eyes.
    "And if I don't?" I dared to question.
    She stepped closer to me, until our eyes were leveled.
    "Then these papers will be copied, and sent to every student and teacher in this school." Maddi answered.
    A single tear rolled down my cheek.
    Maddi laughed at my devastation.
    "Well, do we have ourselves a deal?" she asked.
    I held in my breath, as my lips quivered.
    I couldn't believe the words that were coming out of my mouth right now.
    Hunter will hate me, and this will scar me for life.
    "Deal." I whispered.
    She let out a snicker, pushing past me.
    She headed for the door, turning her back on me.
    Before she left, she gave me a wink.
    "Remember, Hayden. If you break this deal, your life will be ruined. You'll be known as the laughing stock and the school's psycho." she reminded me.

  12. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Suspect: It wasn't me!
    Detective: There is nobody else, its gotta be you!
    Me: ONLY YOU!!!! ITS GOTTA BE YOU! ONLY YOU!!

  13. xxoliviaxx226 xxoliviaxx226
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Beauty Tips #12
    Zit problems?
    Use honey over all the effected areas.
    It really works. I do it all the time!
    Should I start a series? Fave/comment if you'll use it:)
    INFO FROM: GLAMOUR MAGAZINE

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Niall: My favourite pokemon is oshawott, he's quite cute and cuddly
    Zayn: Niall, you are oshawott

    format credit to OneDirection

  15. JustAnotherTumblrGirl JustAnotherTumblrGirl
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    attractive boy: hi i'm famous
    attractive boy: hi im gay
    attractive boy: hi im a douchbag
    attractive boy: hi im twice your age
    attractice boy: hi i have a girlfriend
    attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
    attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
    attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
    attractive boy: hi im a fictional character


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  18. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    While you wake up today
    someone is taking their
    last breath. Thank God
    for another day.
    Don't waste it.
    nmq.

  19. TwilightGurl TwilightGurl
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Skinny Is Not The Definition of Beautiful. The Definition of Beautiful is: Having qualities of beauty; generally pleasing.Not one time was the word 'skinny' metioned in the sentence above. Every girl, thick or thin, is beautiful in their own, unique way.

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Fan: if you were a hobo, what will your sign say?
    zayn: i don't have a bed, may i sleep in yours?
    format credit to OneDirection

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