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Sabina*
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November 26, 2012 10:53pm UTC

To be honest:
I've never seen McDonalds or Burger King under construction they just show up

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carebear123
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November 27, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Christmas is coming so fast
I can almost smell the mistletoe that i won't be kissed under.

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Lorcan
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November 27, 2012 1:12pm UTC

today's my birthday and i'm sitting here on the internet.
i love my life

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Meowcat
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Every 60 seconds in Africa,
a minute passes.

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CupcakeeLuvah
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:35pm UTC

OMG,THIS ACTUALLY
WORKS!
1. Hole your breath for 5 minutes.
2. Die.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 2:50pm UTC

What people consider a "snack": Animal crackers and a juice box
What I consider a "snack": 2 four topping pizzas, a can of coke, a birthday cake, 3 jars of nutella, a gallon of ice cream, creme brulee from france, 4 donuts, and a pie.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC

"on average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
i would like to meet these people and apologize.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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AustinH
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, there's a party at club penguin and I can't miss it.

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Slena And Justin
Broke up???????
NOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
..... Body cares.

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thisisbrandon
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November 17, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Annoying kid: What the f.uck?
Quiet kid: That's exactly what they said when you were born.

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LegendaryLettuce
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 6:47pm UTC

You don't like the Hunger Games?
Here, have some berries.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I think on december 21st all the power companies
should shut off the power...for like 10 mins to make people freak the f/ck out.

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wampler9238
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC

Demi is a brunette and has bangs
Selena is back on Disney.
Miley is back in the recording studio
Justin is single
.
Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

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notamorningperson*
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:52pm UTC

❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
IF A GIRL IS SILENT, ITS DANGEROUS.
SHE'S EITHER:
1.over thinking
2.tired of waiting
3.about to blow up
4.needs a hug
5.falling apart
6.crying inside
7.ALL OF THE ABOVE
♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥
cookiedoughformats

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 1:56pm UTC

That moment when your
parents compare you to
other kids and they have
no idea how much they
hurt you by saying that.

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Austinn
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Teenager Post # 7521
Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are.
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Takes picture *delete*
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Takes picture "Yes finally!"
*Stares at it*
OH MY GOD, EW!!

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 9:01pm UTC

My boyfriend works at subway..
He makes sandwiches for me.

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