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1. BravoSierra
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   February 24, 2012 11:20am UTC
   Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   Dear Karma,
   I have a list of people you missed.
   
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2. BlackButterflies
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   February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
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3. BravoSierra
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   February 24, 2012 11:32am UTC
   Dance like nobody's going to put it on YouTube.
   
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4. BravoSierra
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   February 24, 2012 11:25am UTC
   Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   It's illegal for athletes to use steroids.
   Shouldn't it be illegal for models to use Photoshop?
   
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5. TayaElizabeth12
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   February 23, 2012 11:01pm UTC
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6. BlackButterflies
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   February 24, 2012 2:53am UTC
   we all have that one teacher
   who scares the pants off of almost everyone in your class,
   and one kid who's brave enough to be rude to them.
   
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7. mayday
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   February 23, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   The little things.
   Finding the most flavor-coated chip in the bag.
   
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8. mayday
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   February 23, 2012 6:05pm UTC
   HURT ME WITH THE TRUTH,
   But don't comfort me with a lie.
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9. myawshumworld
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   February 23, 2012 2:28am UTC
   .
   2010:
   You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
   2011:
   Planking is boss.
   2012:
   HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamon!
   
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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12. mayday
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    February 21, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when someone is watching you take a picture
    of yourself.
    
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13. Samaraxoxo
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    February 17, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Has anyone else ever intensely watched an alaram clock just to see the numbers change?
    
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. skyrochelle
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    February 17, 2012 11:11pm UTC
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16. jennalynn22
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    February 17, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    "I need to talk to you"
    the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you ever did in you whole life.
    nmf
    
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17. mayday
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    February 4, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Live like
    Spongebob & Patrick, laugh out loud all day without any reason
    & annoy the mean people with your happiness.
    
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18. beckyanne1995
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    February 10, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    do you even understand how much your words hurt:? obviously not.
    
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19. mayday
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    February 11, 2012 10:57am UTC
    I wonder what goes
    through your head
    when you hear my
    n a m e .
    
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20. mayday
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    February 11, 2012 11:03am UTC
    I don't have an attitude problem.
    You have a problem with my attitude, & that's not my problem.
    
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