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Bananabrains316
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November 2, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Tom: Hey dude wanna bang tonight?
Tom: hang** duck auto cucumber
Tom: god donut
Tom: how the duck do I turn this off?
Joe: Its painful watching u struggle man.

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Bananabrains316
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October 31, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Girls with curly hair: I wish my hair was straight.
Girls with straight hair: I wish my hair was curly.
Girls with wavy hair: Bow down to me biitches.

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 5:31pm UTC

You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you ♡

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Bananabrains316
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October 29, 2012 11:09am UTC

What I do when im on my period:
-sleep
-cry
-cry
-eat
-sleep
-complain
-cry
-whine
-eat
-complain
-sleep

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Bananabrains316
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October 28, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Come on, come on,
{DONT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS}
••I thought I had you figured out••

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Bananabrains316
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October 26, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Me: im fat.
Friends: ....
My friend: im fat.
Friends: WHAT O MY JESUS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OMFG MY LEFT LEG WEIGHS MORE THAN YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE MADE FROM LOVE ASDFGHJKL STOP LEMME FEED YOU MY LITTLE PRECIOUS THING DONT EVER SAY THAT OH MY. WOAH.
Me: *facepalm*

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Sorry but...
Im the jealous type ♥

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 9:46pm UTC

I like hearing your voice.
I like seeing your face.
I like laughing at your jokes.
I like being your girl.
I like you ♥

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 9:43pm UTC

That girl that always smiled,
c r i e d.
That girl that always stood tall,
b r o k e d o w n.
That girl who makes everyone laugh,
is suffering from d e p r e s s i o n.
That girl who is always confident,
got s c a r e d.
That girl that held everything together,
b r o k e..

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 9:37pm UTC

When your best friend tells you that they have depression and they cut themselves.. :(

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Bananabrains316
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October 21, 2012 8:40pm UTC

*At school*
Me: hay gurl hay
Girl: ...?
Me: wot
Girl: Do I know you?
Me: YOU DONT REMEMBER ME
Girl: *awkwardly walks away*
Me: screw her
Crush: *walks past me*
Me: ahh
Me: HAY
Crush: *doesnt even make eye contact*
Me: he wants the V
Me: ily2 bby
Fat guy: *stands in the middle of the hallway*
Me: Um DO YOU MIND
Me: *sees couple making out*
Me: wow
Me: awk
Me: get a room
Me: #foreveralone

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 8:32pm UTC

**Me at school**
Me: Come on
Me: UGHH stupid locker
Me: OPEN YOU FUH-
Locker: *opens*
Me: Yay!
Me: *drops book*
Me: Wow
Me: I wanna die
Me: This is f*ckery
Me: why
Me: Why me
Me: why is life so cruel
Me: the world hates me
Me: this is messed up
Me: how
Me: no
Me:
Book:
Me:
Book:
Bell: *rings*
Me: god no.
Me: please no
Me: no

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Love yourself so that no one else has to♡

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Girl: Ew you um.. You have a pimple..
Me: Reallllyyy!!!
Me: I didnt notice!!
Me: I didnt notice the giant red spot on my face that ive been putting cream on for days!!
Me: MOTHER OF FUUCKING GOD
Me: WHAT DO I DO
Me: WOAH
Me: WHAT ARE PIMPLES ANYWAY
Me: I THINK YOU FIGURED OUT MY SECRET
Me: WOAH
Me: IM THE ONLY ONE ON THIS EARTH WITH ACNE
Me: OH NO
Girl: ?
Girl: geez ok...
Me: OH NO.

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 6:54pm UTC

AYYYYEE SEXAY LADAYS

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Sometimes when I shave, I only shave one leg so when I go to sleep it feels like im sleeping next to a man.
l o l tumblrrrr

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 6:46pm UTC

I wish I was likeable
I wish I was pretty
I wish I was good at sports
I wish I was smart
I wish I didnt have so many flaws
I wish he would notice me
I wish...I could fit in.

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Just text me already..

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:13pm UTC

I wish I was as important to you as I used to be

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 11:32pm UTC

To keep myself from cutting, I write down a list of things I love about my life. And whenever I wanna cut, I look at the list. It usually helps :)

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