*At school*
Me: hay gurl hay
Girl: ...?
Me: wot
Girl: Do I know you?
Me: YOU DONT REMEMBER ME
Girl: *awkwardly walks away*
Me: screw her
Crush: *walks past me*
Me: ahh
Me: HAY
Crush: *doesnt even make eye contact*
Me: he wants the V
Me: ily2 bby
Fat guy: *stands in the middle of the hallway*
Me: Um DO YOU MIND
Me: *sees couple making out*
Me: wow
Me: awk
Me: get a room
Me: #foreveralone
