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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 5:37pm UTC

It's scary to think that one day,
all of this will eventually end..

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 8:07pm UTC

If you can’t take a joke,
don't walk around looking like one.

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Age is just a number?
I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5.
but don't worry, they're just numbers.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Sh*t happens, people change.
get the f*ck over it.

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yourcool
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June 9, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Nice outfit.
did it come with a pole?

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yourcool
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June 9, 2012 7:56pm UTC

I respect high school dropouts.
I mean, who else is going to make my hamburgers?

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Baby, you're a firework!
explode and die, b/tch.

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC

He recently started dating someone.
No, I'm not going to vent about how he could do much better than her.
I'm not going to say I've cried over this, because I haven't dropped a single tear.
I'm not going to say how I wish it were me instead of her.
But I will say, I'm so happy for him, I can't even say.
I don't know, just seeing him with her, makes me happy.
They're so cute together. He's happy when he's with her.
That's all I've really every wanted.
I never asked for him to want me, I just want him to be happy.
Even if that person isn't me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Some people might as well post
"Wants Attention" as their facebook status.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Oh, your boyfriend has swag?
that'll pay the bills in ten years.

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yourcool
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June 11, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster,
I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

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yourcool
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June 11, 2012 7:19pm UTC

If you can't be straight up with me,
it's gonna be hard for me to repect you..

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yourcool
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June 11, 2012 7:29pm UTC

You assume I give a damn.
how cute.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Don't like me? Cool.
Have a chat with the rest of the b/tches waiting for me to give a f/ck.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Why is everyone in such a hurry to die?
We haven't even had the chance to live yet.

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yourcool
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June 13, 2012 10:11pm UTC

I don't need a perfect relationship,
I would just like someone who won't give up on me.

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yourcool
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June 14, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Facebook would be way cooler if
it was on t.v. : "In other news Damien's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b/tch. Details at 11."

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Twinkle twinkle little hoe,
name a guy you haven't blown.

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matinaCrazyCat
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 4:49pm UTC

1. i woke up2. i saw him3. i loved him4. i run 5. i kiss himMaybe it was like this: 2,3,4,5,1format by matinaCrazyCat

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Rue
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 12:20am UTC

Cheating
is not an 'accident';
falling off a bicycle is an accident.
You can't fall into someone's vag*na.

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