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  1. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    teacher: why are you late?
    me: why does it matter? you still get paid, right?

  3. sammyangel sammyangel
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    If my husband was called "Jai" and we had a son
    I would name it "Derulo"
    Everyone would be like;
    "It's Jai's son Derulo."

  4. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 1:07am UTC
    Today i was at the store with my sister
    And when she came back from getting milk she told me some teenagers were calling her fat and huge.
    I couldn't believe that they said that to her so i asked her to take me to them,
    I walked up to them and asked why they were picking on a 7 year old little girl their response was
    "it's her fualt maybe you should tell her to stop eating haha"
    My response "your what 16 /17 making fun of a 7 year old,who are you anyways to say she's fat? your no one, at least she can lose wieght you can't lose your ugly personality,You know what she's amazing and strong and i know this isn't going to brake her she's got more heart then all of you put together.
    As we walked away i told her to flip them off,You should have seen thier faces,
    It was priceless.
    Sorry for the kinda vent it's just it kills me that people can be this way to another human being let alone a 7 year old.

  5. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?

  6. iloveyuxoxo iloveyuxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:21am UTC
    99% of teens brought sexy back.
    I'm That 1% that never lost it (;

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    You might think no one cares
    But what about the men and women fighting for your freedom?

  8. MissJade09 MissJade09
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 11:22am UTC
    My boyfriend and I talking about my bagel.
    Me: I'm so sad...I forgot about my bagel and burnt it..RIP bagel moment of silence
    Him: You know you have a food problem if you even think of that..
    Me: MY BAGEL :(((((
    Him: YOU'RE GAY
    Me: BUT BUT..MY BAGEL
    Him: Jess, cmon we can make it through this together
    Me: No! It feels like there's a gapping hole through my heart that only a bagel can fill :(
    Him: Wow.
    Me: My bagel.. my poor poor bagel </3
    Him: I can fix your heart babe(:
    Me: Is your name bagel? THEN YOU CAN'T. </3
    Him: ...

  9. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your boyfriend works at Subway
    look who's making who the sandwich now...

  10. breanee breanee
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Me:Mum lets buy a house next to Harry Styles
    Mom:Why?
    Me:Glad you asked, I have a whole plan. Since I live by him I won't act like a crazy insane fan because I'll see him everyday.So one day when he's outside i'll go out for some "Casual Walking" then i'll trip and bust my head open! He'll come running towards me and ask me if I'm OK and I'll say that I think I need an ambulance. So he'll call me one and just like that we'll be best friends and then (since I'm his best friend) of course he'll introduce me to the boys! Afterwards I'll convince them to go on a trip to Madagascar where it's coincidently legal to marry 5 boys! Then BOOM life is made. We make lots of babies and I live happily ever after.
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: I didn't raise you like this, you know?

  11. MyNameIsAwzome MyNameIsAwzome happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:31pm UTC
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  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC
    Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

  13. juliebrat99 juliebrat99
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    a dozen roses: $12
    a box of chocolates: $10
    a happy valentines card: $2
    still having $24 because you're single: priceless.

  14. ThisRandomGirl ThisRandomGirl
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    *listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car*
    Mom: I like this song!What is it called?
    Me: Shut up and drive.
    Mom: Excuse me?!?

  15. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC
    me: whatcha eating?
    guyfriend: chicken boobs.
    me: you mean chicken breasts...?
    guyfriend: no, chicken boobs.

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Happy 7th Birthday.
    Caylee Marie Anthony♥ RIP.

  17. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Jessica > Walmart
    I love you Walmart
    6 hours ago ·1 comment · 3 Likes
    Walmart Thanks, Jessica, and we like you too.
    5 hours ago ago · 2 Likes
    Jessica Walmart just friendzoned me.
    5 hours ago ago · 26 Likes

  18. DistractedPenguin * DistractedPenguin *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    I remeber last christmas eve, My little sister Sofie cryed to me because Santa didn't get her the puppy she wanted. Well, we all know "santa" isn't real So i felt horrible. My mom, couldn't afford the puppy. I could see the saddness in her eyes. I could tell she wanted to cry, So i sent Sofie to bed and comforted her. Eventuallly, she fell asleep. So i drove, 1 hour away. Got Sofie, a puppy and came home. I snoke the puppy threw the back door and went into the living room. I called my mom, and Sofie down like i was excited. I looked at Sofie, and said. " Sofie! Santa just gave me your present from him. He said that he was running late, and to tell you he was sorry." She looked at me with confusion, I took the puppy from behind my back, And Sofie's eye lit up like she had light balbs in them. Haha. My mom burst into tears, and said " See, Sofie. Santa did pull threw" She named the puppy, Ellie. And we've had her ever since. That christmas eve i was so proud of myself.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    In Westmeath, Ireland, born and raised
    in the kitchen is were I spent most of my days
    chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
    eatin some Nando's outside of school
    when a couple of lads, they were up to no good
    starting hasslin mofos in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mum protested, she said:
    "You're moving off to London to join One Direction"

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