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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
    I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    i'm so mad that toasters
    aren't called tanning breads.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC
    getting addicted to a show and then
    watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    you're the jelly to my burger,
    the knife to my soup,
    the glitter to my sushi,
    and the ketchup to my icecream.
    my point is, you're worthless.

  7. Emily7 Emily7
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    You say that you hate her, yet you hangout with her the next day? Makes perfect sense cause your both two-faced. Funny how at one point I considered both of you my "bestfriends".

  8. brittany_stancavage brittany_stancavage
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    wow..it really sucks when your best friend of seven years stabs you in the back..

  9. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Starbucks really isn't that expensive,
    When you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup..
    //notmine//


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. singergirl2017 singergirl2017
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I threw a b-tch in the well,
    Don't ask me, I'll never tell,
    I looked away as she fell,
    Dumb hoe was in my way!

  13. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Not to to be a douch/e or anything...
    But I'm a size 7 in Hollister skinny jeans. I'd never want to be any bigger. But I wouldn't want to get down to much other than a 5. I'm not saying that if you're smaller than that, you're gross. And I'm not saying if you're bigger than me you're fat. I'm just saying, CURVY IS SEXY.
    And I LOVE MY CURVES.
    CHEERS TO THE CURVY!!!

  14. *Caraphernelia* *Caraphernelia*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I think I just did the impossible,
    I actually finished a whole chap-stick!

  15. livelifealltheway livelifealltheway
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    How come guys can see how big our boobs are,
    but we can’t see how big their penises are?
    Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

  16. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC
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  17. dancerxo123 dancerxo123
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Music up
    World down
    Sweatpants on
    No hate going round
    Nutella out
    No make-up in sight
    Witty Profiles
    No fuqs were given
    THATS RIGHT.

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Officer: Where do you live?
    Me: With my brother.
    Officer: Where does your brother live?
    Me: With me.
    Officer: Where do you both live?
    Me: Together.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Wanna hear what would be extremely terrifying?
    If you walked into class late and your Witty was up on the projector

  20. crazyninjachick crazyninjachick
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Plot twist: you stop complaing about things and do something to fix it.

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