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the names rida.
i live life to the fullestt,
dont care what people think of me
i love shoppin,eatin,and partyinn fo shoo(:

comment me
IM me
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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
January 23, 2009 9:55pm UTC

&& did you know...
that while you sleep
>she's crying herself to sleep
that while you eat
>she's got her face over the toilet and finger down her throat
that while you're with your friends
>she's wishing she had some
that while you're complaining about the pain of a papercut
>she's holding a blade to her arm to stop her pain
and that when you're soo embarrassed you just want to die
>she beat you to it
oh godd, sorryy to whoeverr made thiss. no credittt.
but.. be a friend to everyonee cause you could light there day upp(:

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
January 20, 2009 6:15pm UTC

i smile inside
when someone says
that me and him
make a cute couplee(:
but pshh, all i sayy is:
yeahh righttt

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
December 29, 2008 9:35pm UTC

dream as if you'll live foreverr,
live as if you'll die todayy.

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posted a quote
December 22, 2008 11:02pm UTC

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omg, MikkayMouse made this for me! i love itttt. thanks(:

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
December 4, 2008 7:46pm UTC

I wanna do it with you.
I wanna get hot and sweaty.
I wanna hear your heart beat real fast.
I wanna hear you breath hard right next to me.
But I just have one question for you.
Its a'yes' or a 'no'..
Want to go for a jog?

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 29, 2008 10:57pm UTC

elephantt: why are your boobs on your back?!
camell: well thats a funny question coming from someone with a dick on its face!

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 28, 2008 9:17pm UTC

girls used to want to see guys take their shirts off;
now its like, i want you to bite me. its bizarre. (:

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 28, 2008 9:05pm UTC

Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
Emmett: Her name is Bella!
lmao. ahh, i lovee emmmettt (:

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 28, 2008 8:18pm UTC

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 28, 2008 8:08pm UTC

lastt christmas i gave you my heart
but the very nextt day you gave it away
this christmas to same me from tears
ill give it to someone specialll (:

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posted a quote
November 27, 2008 7:56pm UTC

There was a 5 year old girl names Katy. Katy always wore skirts. It was the first day of Kindergarten. Katy met a boy named Timmy. Timmy asked Katy to climb the jungle gym, so she did as he asked. When Katy got home, she told her mom ALL about her day including the jungle gym! Her mom said, "Don't you ever climb the jungle gym! He may just be trying to look at your underwear!" Katy didn't get why this was such a big deal! The next day, Timmy asked Katy to climb the jungle gym, so she did! She got home, and told her mom about her day. Her mom was very angry and said, "What did I tell you Missy? He may just be trying to look at your underwear!" Katy said, "I tricked him Mommy, I didn't wear any underwear today!"

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 26, 2008 1:27pm UTC

Close your eyes
and count by two's
when you get to five
ill stop loving you
<3

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 24, 2008 7:26pm UTC

do you ever wish you could die
but be alive at your funeral
just to see who would be there
crying for you.

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 18, 2008 5:39pm UTC

gosh, how hard do i have to tryy ?!i do everything:flirt with youtalk to youmake you notice me.i tried everythingg!but you still likee herrr.ughh. crappy mood xD

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 16, 2008 5:39pm UTC

�a before you my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, a � but there were stars; points of light & reason.. Then you �a then you s h o t across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly �a everything was on fire ; there was brilliancy, there was a � beauty. � Edward Cullen!

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 16, 2008 5:34pm UTC

The first categories i go to when i come on wittyprofiles are:flirty and loveto find quotes that describe how much i love him (:

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 14, 2008 9:18pm UTC

your friends would walk in the mallmy friends would be singing and dancing there way in the mallyour friends would say hi to hott guysmy friends would go up to them and hug em (:and you thought your friends were cool..

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
November 3, 2008 2:48pm UTC

Novemberr 21st babyy!TWILIGHT PREMIERE hellll yess babyy (:

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
October 23, 2008 5:26pm UTC

Remember When I , wrote your name every where, i drooled over you in the halls i risked ink posioning to have your name on my hand , the songs i listen to reminded meof you , i blushed when i heard your name, i liked the same stuffyou did, i wrote Dear Diary... he's amazing a little over 4 billion times, i remember those days wheni wanted you. then i found out ;;who you really are, who you really hurt.not minee. but so truee!

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BAYYUMM
posted a quote
October 20, 2008 2:18pm UTC

RAWR!means I love you;;in dinosaur<3

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