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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
    U is for ur alone
    N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    One day, I was talking to someone really religious and we were talking
    about our views on gay marriage. The person said, "Gay people aren't allowed to get married because, in the eyes of the church, marriage is meant for people to have children." Then, I asked why people why women who were unfertile and therefore couldn't have kids could get married and the person was like, "Uhhhh". I don't know what came over me, I just literally yelled "SWERVE!" at her and then I got in trouble.

  3. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Today in school,
    someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
    "This world sucks, so I created my own."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    me in the shower:
    hello water you are warm be my friend
    no water whAT ARE YOU DOING
    THIS IS NEW ZEALAND NOT THE ARCTIC GODAMMIT
    I AM GOING TO CRY-oh no wait that's better
    time for shampoo
    i got it in my eyes oh god no i'm going to be blind forever
    get me a guide dog
    or a guide boy
    he can lead me around by his- no wait stop oh god what
    i can see again anyway let's forget i ever thought that
    I AM A WATERBENDER
    I AM AN ARTISTIC WATER FOUNTAIN
    I AM A GIRL FROM A PANTENE COMMERCIAL
    *drops conditioner bottles*
    no mum don't worry i haven't been murdered
    let's get down to business to deFEAT the HUNS
    i need to get out of this shower now
    i don't want to get out of the shower
    goodbye shower i am gone

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    I've gained about twenty five pounds since midway through last year and I'm a healthy weight now, and sure my tummy isn't flat like it used to be and my thighs touch, but I FINALLY HAVE BOOBS AND A REALLY NICE BUTT SO SCREW YOU

  7. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:40am UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 46
    “It's not that funny!” I exclaimed as my mum, Zach and my dad laughed hysterically. They were laughing about me running after the newest edition to the family, Cookie and falling in the pool. Just two weeks ago I had graduated and just two weeks ago my parents excepted Zach into the family.
    “Mum, dad, this is my boyfriend, Zach Parker.”
    It felt like we met a century ago.
    “Hurry up Logan,” Zach chuckled, teasingly as I rolled my eyes and put my shoes on. He was still laughing after seeing me fall in the pool.
    As Zach and I walked out of the house, I asked, “Don't you have any sympathy for your girlfriend?” I crossed my arms over my chest and raised my eyebrows. Zach smiled, sweetly and kissed me.
    “I love you,” he told me.
    I sighed, “You cannot do that every time I'm mad at you.” Zach and I arrived to the shops in no time and walked around hand in hand. I had called him yesterday telling him I had wanted to go to the shops and maybe watch a movie. He didn't say no, of course, he was just as excited as I was about being able to go out in public. Though, nobody had actually seen us together. Firstly, we went and watched one of the movies that had just came out and then I spotted a group of girls and guys I knew from school.
    “Oh my gosh! Mr Parker?” A girl from our grade cried out and then she saw me. “Logan?” I noticed her stare at our intertwined hands and just smiled. “Guys,” she called her friends. I wasn't exactly the closest with most of the girls but Rachel and Jasmine were also with them. I felt so awkward at that moment, I didn't think that it'd feel this way. They all looked at our hands and said nothing.
    “It's nice seeing you guys...” I said, my voice trailing off.
    “Yeah,” One of the girls – Joe said. “Are you guys like together or something?” She asked.
    I nodded, biting my lip, “Yeah.”
    Zach coughed, “Well I'm going to leave you to catch up with your friends and go get a table and order some food. Nice seeing you girls.” Zach kissed my lips softly and walked off.
    “Who would've thought,” Jack, one of the guys there said. “I never would've pinned you for a girl who would bang their teacher.”
    I just shrugged, “Guess you didn't know me that well.”
    “I think they make a cute couple,” Rachel spoke. “I can tell he loves you. A lot.”
    “They do,” the other girls agreed and we spoke a while longer before I walked off to find Zach. I found Zach sitting at a table with some food in front of him. I sat down opposite him and he handed me my food. After we walked around the shopping centre for a while and then went to Zachs apartment.
    We had one of the music channels on and I was dancing around his apartment singing, “But tonight I'm feeling 22!” Zach sat on his couch, watching me with an amused grin on his face. I walked over to him and straddled him.
    “I love you so much,” he breathed and kissed my lips. It was magic the way his lips connected with mine.
    “I love you too, Mr Parker,” I said not being able to get rid of the silly grin on my face.
    “What's got you so happy?” he asked, removing a strand on hair that fell onto my face.
    “Everything's just so perfect,” I replied.
    Zach gave me a questioning glance as I softly chuckled.
    To think this started off with me thinking I'd ever be able to leave Mr Parker.
    THE END
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser for epilogue: I was his and he was mine.
    {A/N There will be an epilogue! It might be out tomorrow or Thursday idk but yeah guys... :( This is the last chapter of UMP & I am so sad! Ahh!}

  8. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    It's not whether you get knocked down,
    it's whether you get up.
    Vince Lombardi

  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    When you're finished changing, you're finished.

  10. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Love is patient and kind, it is never jealous,
    love is never boastful or conceited, it is never rude or selfish, it does not take offence, nor is it resentful. Love takes no pleasure in others’ sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope and to endure whatever comes. (end of it) Love does not come to an end. There are three things that last, faith, hope and love and the greatest of these is love.

  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1858
    When your parents
    are bigger partiers than
    you are.
    tumblr

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Kip Dynamite: I mean we chat online for, like, two hours a day.
    Kip Dynamite: So I guess you could say that things are getting pretty serious.

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    There's a Blizzard on the East Coast:
    How people from Europe of anywhere else react: OH MY GOD. GET BLANKETS. GET FIREWOOD. BUY LANTERNS. BUY FLASHLIGHTS. BUY BATTERIES. WEAR 7 LAYERS OF CLOTHING. GET GAS FOR YOUR CAR. DON'T DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY. LOOK OUT FOR FALLING TREES. WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL. STAY IN BUDDY SYSTEMS. SHOVEL YOUR DRIVEWAYS. SAFETY FIRST!!!!
    How people from the East Caost react: Does anyone want to come over? It's snowing like a b/tch out there.

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you. Happy ♥ Day!

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Taylor Swift: So he calls me up
    Taylor Swift: And he's like "I still love you"
    Taylor Swift: And I'm like "Wait are uou Joe, Taylor, Luca, John, Cory, Toby, Jake,
    Taylor Swift: Garret, Eddie, Conor, Patrick, or Harry?
    nmq

  16. Snowflakes113 Snowflakes113
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Discovering Destiny
    Introduction
    “Do you believe in destiny?” I asked.
    “I don’t know, Aislinn.” He sighed, running a hand through his hair.
    “What if we’re not meant to be? What if fate has something more in store for us?”
    “I don’t care about fate, Ace. All I care about is you and me: right now, in this moment.”
    I didn’t realize it then, but I was right. Fate did have something more in store for us. For Will. For me.
    I guess we just weren’t meant to be.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Aislinn Bloom and William Henderson had the kind of relationship that every teenager wanted. They were best friends, always there for each other, never fought; compatible in every way, happy, and most importantly, they were in love. The perfect, cliché high school relationship.
    But that all changed when tragedy struck and Will was killed.
    Seven months later, it’s Aislinn’s last summer before college and she still hasn’t moved on. Her view on destiny is shot and she doesn’t know where to go from there. She isn’t even sure she believes in destiny anymore.
    Then Aislinn meets Ryan, her total opposite. Despite their differences, Aislinn can’t help but feel drawn to him. But will Aislinn’s past get in the way of anything happening?
    Will Aislinn ever move on? Will she find out what her real destiny is?
    Find out in...
    Discovering Destiny
    Coming Soon

  17. thesweetestmoments thesweetestmoments
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Deadly Games
    ~Chapter Nineteen~
    I remember looking up at David, his eyes wide with horror.
    I remember not understanding why he was scared.
    “Della,” David gasped, his mouth open.
    I tried to speak out, ask him what was wrong, but I couldn’t.
    My voice was gone.
    David’s arms started to shake with me in them as he stared at me with the same wide eyes.
    David wasn’t staring into my eyes as he usually would do. I followed his eyes down to my side.
    Staining my shirt was a giant red blot.
    There was a ringing in my ear.
    I felt myself collapse.
    “Della!” David yelped as I hit the concrete hard. I didn’t feel a thing.
    An intense pain in my side began to travel through my entire being, tingling my toes and fingertips.
    I looked up at David’s familiar green eyes.
    “Please, Del. Stick with me,” he pleaded, his eyes clouding over, his hand shaking mine.
    I heard a commotion behind me, I assumed my neighbors had come out at the sound of the shot.
    “I’ll call 9-1-1!” I heard a man call out to us.
    “You hear that, Del? You’re going to get help. You’re going to be okay,” his mouth smiled but his eyes remained stricken. “You’ve got to be okay.” I heard not only David’s voice, but also Trey’s.
    Every word he had ever said to me replayed painfully slow.
    My memory of his wicked smile as he mouthed ‘See you tonight’ was bright and vivid.
    It clicked.
    “Trey,” I rasped to David.
    “What, baby?” David asked, his voice urgent.
    “Trey did this,” I said, my voice faint.
    I saw his eyes gain understanding as his face twisted into a pained look. He nodded slowly.
    In the back of my mind, I heard myself saying over and over again ‘I told you so’.
    I should have listened.
    I should have known.
    I should have ran the day I met the player.
    I should have known I couldn’t compete.
    I should have known I couldn’t win.
    I should have known I would lose.
    Those were deadly games I was playing. No one wins in deadly games.
    “Della, don’t close your eyes,” David said, his voice urgent. “Please, baby, stick with me.”
    I hadn’t realized I had my eyes closed, it felt so sweet.
    It felt easy, just like sleep.
    I felt the pain draining away.
    I felt myself slipping.
    My mind travelled to Ms. Mary and the very first day I had walked into the store. I was bored, just aimlessly wandering the city, looking for something to do. I noticed the old-fashioned shop window, it looked like something out of a movie. I walked in, intrigued.
    A little old lady was sitting behind the counter, her eyes clouded over, her pain hidden by a well-practiced smile.
    I thought of David and his sweet-self. His bright green eyes and his crooked smile. I thought of the way I felt with him. The love I felt for him.
    Death was sweet.
    I heard sirens ring from far off.
    I wasn’t worried about that now.
    In a distant voice, I heard David’s last line to me, “I love you, Della. I always will.” His grass-green eyes entered my memory as I felt myself smiling. “I will never forget you.”
    The touch of his hand slipped away from my fingertips as an incredible light shone in front of me.
    A beautiful, blond haired girl with clear blue eyes stood in front of me, her hand out-stretched to me. Her smile rang out familiarly to me, a smile I had seen every day I walked into the bookstore.
    Every doubt was erased from my mind as my hand touched hers.
    Every trace of pain was gone.
    I was gone.
    THE END.
    Oh jeez, where to start.
    Goodness gracious, thank you to everyone who has stayed with me through this not-so-fabulous story. I love you all so so so much.
    I promise my next story will be much better.
    Give me a little while before posting my next story, I already have a cuople ideas though(:
    GET EXCITED. GET PUMPED!
    Well, I suppose I'll talk to you all later then(:
    I love you allllllllll<3
    ~Fave;Follow;Comment~

  18. thesweetestmoments thesweetestmoments
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Deadly Games
    ~Chapter Eighteen~
    “I had a baby girl, you know.” Ms. Mary said, her eyes smiling with pride.
    “You did?” I asked. I had assumed she had just had a birth-complication. “Oh yes,” Ms. Mary replied, her voice far off. “She was so beautiful. Clear, light blue eyes with thick black lashes, wavy blond locks, and small pouty lips. I named her Serena, after Kenny’s great grandmother. He was so proud of me for naming our daughter after her.”
    I looked to the side of Ms. Mary, at an old, yellowed photograph of a beautiful young girl that had been around forever. I had just assumed that it was a sample photograph of no importance. I never would have guessed that it was her daughter.
    “Actually, she looked just like you,” Ms. Mary smiled slightly, her eyes beginning to sadden again.
    “Looked? What happened to her?” I asked quietly, the curiosity taking control of my better judgment.
    Ms. Mary smiled sadly, her eyes clouding over once again. “I had a feeling you were going to ask that. Well, one night, Kenny came home around dinner time, Serena was two now, and he had been out drinking all day. Except this time, he didn’t go out with his friends. He drank alone, which is always a very bad thing to do. He came home at about six, I was almost finished and Serena was playing with her dolls spread out on the kitchen floor. Without warning, Kenny tore into the kitchen, his eyes bloodshot and his posture slumped. He began to stumble towards us. He stepped on one of her dolls. That’s all it took. All it took to set him off.”
    Her voice was shaky; I began to put the pieces together.
    “I couldn’t grab her fast enough. I couldn’t bring her away from him.” Her eyes began to tear up. “He lifted her by the blond hair on her little head. I can still remember the ripping noise as the hair was ripped from her head.”
    My hand involuntarily went to my own blond hair.
    “She fell to the floor, an entire handful of blond waves trapped in Kenny’s strong hand. This seem to anger him. The fact that she got away from him.”
    My breath began to shorten.
    “I lunged for her. I swear I did. I tried to save her. I didn’t care what would come of me, she was all I cared about. He was too quick.”
    I knew how the story was going to end.
    “His big, steel-toed boot raised just above her precious blue eyes. I think she knew too. There was a sense of acceptance in her being. She understood Daddy was mad and she understood she was going to suffer for it, as she had time and time before. And what was most disturbing is she was okay with it all. But I think she also knew this time was different. This time she wasn’t going to wake up in my bruised arms, cuddling the pain away from her small body. This time she was going away for good. This time she would be safe and away from Daddy.”
    I felt tears sliding down my face.
    Ms. Mary was distant now. I don’t believe she remembered I was there. “I will never forget that sound. His strength was astonishing. He was so angry, he could crush anything he wanted, and easily killed his small daughter.”
    “To be quite honest, I’m not sure what happened to me after that. I know he hurt me worse than ever but my body and mind was numb. In the morning, I had to clean up. I had to bury my little girl in the backyard so no one would find out. That was the hardest thing I ever had to do, Della.”
    I was silently sobbing at this point, as Ms. Mary’s sad eyes turned to me. She let me cry for a moment, her face showing no emotion.
    “You know, deary, I think that’s why I feel so attached to you. I think you’re what she would have been like with a different home life.” She smiled out at the rain. “I think she brought you to me that fine summer day.”
    I should have listened to the voice inside my head, I said to myself as I finished the flashback of Ms. Mary.
    But I was quickly brought back to reality with a deafening pop ringing out towards mine and David’s bodies standing, unprotected, on the dark sidewalk.
    LEAVE ME FEEDBACK THANKS.
    I bought Vigoss jeans with bedazzled pockets today.
    My butt shall now sparkle in the sun.
    Holler.
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  19. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    Where trouble
    melts like lemon drops,
    high above the chimney tops,
    that's where you'll find me.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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