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AlNicholas
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April 25, 2012 6:47pm UTC

guys it's my 2000th birthday,
could I get 2000 faves?
Omg thanks witty you're the best x

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Atoxic
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April 19, 2012 2:35pm UTC

hi im bob the unicorn,
I am lonely and want a unicorn mate. The problem is, i'm ugly. My friend recommended wearing glitter because it's like the makeup for unicorns. But the problem is, glitter is very expensive and i have a low income job at the local McUnicorn. However, YOU can help me. With every fave i get, the HELP DEMENTED UNICORNS foundation will donate 2 specks of glitter. HELP!

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GABTASTIC_
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April 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

♥ i w i l l n o t f o l l o w EVERY PERSON THAT FAVORITES THIS c:

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xxxforeverandalwaysxxx
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April 19, 2012 4:33pm UTC

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tibbsxoxo
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April 18, 2012 3:06pm UTC

&who else thinks
BABY LEASHES ARE NOT NORMAL

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Steve
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April 18, 2012 11:31am UTC

If you’re winning, play safe and keep the game clean and simple. If you are losing, take risks and complicate the game. - Caine's Academy, Brooklyn

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BravoSierra
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April 19, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Me: Knock, knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: Britney Spears.
My friend: Britney Spears who?
Me: Knock, knock.
My friend: Who's there?!
Me: Whoops, I did it again.

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Atoxic
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April 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.
nmq

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ForeverMeAndYou
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April 18, 2012 3:47pm UTC

-Hey I just met you,-
And my name's Dori...
-Hey I just met you-;

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mick
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April 19, 2012 7:21am UTC

If your girl still is a virgin, respect her enough and keep it that way.

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mick
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April 19, 2012 4:00am UTC

Just because the guy you like doesn't want you,
doesn't mean you aren't beautiful.

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Atoxic
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April 19, 2012 3:31am UTC

Yesterday, a guy told me
' Your ugly, you'll never find a man. '
That stuck inside my head for the whole day, kept replaying. Even though he doesn't mean ANYTHING to me, it still does hurt considering I use to have a crush on him. But you know what, today's a new day, and I just don't care about what people say anymore. Don't call anyone ugly, especially a girl. Because, if you call her ugly, she'll keep it in lifetime, but if you call her beautiful, she won't believe it.
♥

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Creep
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December 23, 2011 10:44pm UTC

fave this and i will comment on your profile if i think you're pretty or not.
and i will also predict the name of the man you will marry.

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YouAreLovedXo
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April 18, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Girl: I'm depressed
Society: You're overreacting
Girl: I cut myself
Society: It's for attention
Girl: *kills herself*
Society: We never saw the signs

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celestialerror*
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April 18, 2012 4:59pm UTC

If someone comes to you,
& they're upset; don't tell them that people have it worse, don't mention the people dying with cancer. It's not fair to hold something they can't control against them; all you're doing is invalidating their feelings...making them feel worse. Take them into your arms, hug them, let them cry & tell them it's going to be okay.

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Kalliefornia
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April 18, 2012 4:47pm UTC

I FELL IN LOVE THE WAY YOU FALL ASLEEP:
SLOWLY, THEN ALL AT ONCE.

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