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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:56pm UTC

When my mom is on the phone
I answer everything she asks the other person.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Things I do too much:
Care, Think, and Eat

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itsthetruth
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Oh your an athlete?
Not trying to brag or anything but I play tennis on the Wii,
cause I'm that atheletic...

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:05pm UTC

when someone says they love you,
you can't really feel it.
but when they say they don't love you anymore,
you feel every ounce of it.

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animallovers46
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:26pm UTC

To all the One Direction haters...
I hope the day you give birth, the only person there to
help you is Niall.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:05pm UTC

I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads abs.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt!!!

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:08am UTC

author: adds new chapter
* 1 minute later*
8 Likes, 1 comment
me:
me: B.tch, you know didn't read it that fast.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:10pm UTC

You had a bad day,
you're taking one down,
you sing a sad song
just to turn it around.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I saw some ducks
practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
:p

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Today, the girl I like kissed me♥
LOL, JK. The girl I like hates me.
So I cuddled with my cat instead. ~

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Gemma_
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Teens Relate#7
Seeing graffiti in an unreachable place and thinking "How the f/uck did they get that there?"
My format/Quote off tumblr.

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beyourself03
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Witty is like the Island of Misfit Toys from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
We are all not accepted by the people in our own lives
But we accept each others differences to create the website that is
Witty Profiles

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Amzybabe98
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:11am UTC

Me and my mom were watching the Olympics
Mom: Look, that 15 year old just won a gold medal
Mom: Why can't you do that? You're almost her age.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: But i have a laptop...
True story :")

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meyer97
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:06pm UTC

YOU AREN'T SUBWAY.
let him make his own god-damn sandwich.

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 8:20am UTC

Is it just me or
Does anbody else feel like crying when you see a boy crying?

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 10:16pm UTC

I am so sick
of being the second choice.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Wish me luck in the Olympics.
Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Emotionally. I'm done.
Mentally. I'm drained.
Spiritually. I feel dead.
Physically. I smile.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:45pm UTC

On a scale from 1 to Adele,
how tough was your breakup?

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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