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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Sometimes
you’ve got to care less
to see if they’ll care more.

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babygirlwaugh
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:42pm UTC

i shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy
come on, Squishy come on, little Squishy.
Ow! Bad Squishy, bad Squishy

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LovenSmilesx3
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:55pm UTC

My head wispers "I dont care",
but my heart wispers, "Yes you do stupid."
nmf

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:58pm UTC

Yes, I'm 15 years old.
Yes, I stand in the shower so water drips down my fingers.
And yes, I pretend I'm a superhero.
Problem?

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Jealousy.
*Normal girls: OMG. My guy is with another girl. Wtf
*Me*: OMG! THE PIZZA MAN IS IN ANOTHER PERSONS DRIVEWAY

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 10:09am UTC

We're Teenagers #2 I delete my entire password if I think I might have mistyped ♥ one letter. Like for a series/follow for a follow

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lolsince98
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:42pm UTC

That is not my job.
Fav if you know where this is from<3

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC

I just blocked myself on witty...
#yolo .

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haveaheart00
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Mom: Oh let's watch Annie!
Sister: What's it about?
Mom: An orphan girl who gets adopted by a billionaire
Sister: Is her name Annie?
Me: No, her name is Jill.
Sister: Really?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:50am UTC

SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVERComputer: Unable to connect to the internet at this time.

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justmyself
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC

If fear didn't exist,
I'd run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cylidaisies
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 10:32pm UTC

The awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.

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TheOtherDirection
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Wittian: Fave if you're against killing puppies. If you don't fave this
you're a sick person. Oh and I'm not trying to get faves.
Me: BI.TCH PLEASE

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Cutiemay21
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 5:11pm UTC

*true story*
Me: Mom can I have some money to go to the club?
Mom: You're too young for the club..
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Do you mean club as in Club Penguin?
Me: Pshhh, mother don't be silly! Who still plays that game?! Ahaha..
Mom: *sighs gets out credit card* Go buy yourself a Membership on Clubpenguin..
Me: Love you mommy
Fave if you played Club Penguin before!

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Drew1996
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 5:52pm UTC

I didn't text you to exercise my fingers.
I want a damn reply.

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muhnamesbatmann
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:21pm UTC

The blood dripped down the little girl's legs
as she screamed and pleaded the man to stop.
He didn't lisen.
He raised from her limp body as he heard
a noise from behind him, it was her father.
No one said a word as he pulled the trigger.
Her father is pending jail.
I am one of many in the streets
screaming for him to be set free.
He may have killed another human
being, but he saved his daughter's life.
Are you with me?
True story. Spreading awareness.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Dear Boys,
flirting with more than one girl
is certainly not make you look cool
its make you look stupid and a player
Note: This could also goes to girls to
who flirts more than 1 boy

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