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Aisnotonfire

1. Aisnotonfire
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Sorry to interrupt
   Your scrolling
   But you are
   Beautiful.
   
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2. Aisnotonfire
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   November 19, 2012 2:51pm UTC
   Whenever I accidentally hurt my pets I’m like “OH MY GOD! I’M SO SORRY!” And they run away and I run after them like “LET ME LOVEEEE YOU!”
   NMQ
   
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3. Aisnotonfire
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   November 19, 2012 2:45pm UTC
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4. Aisnotonfire
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   November 19, 2012 1:50am UTC
   People Say You Are What You Eat.
   Weird, I Don’t Remember Eating A Sexy Beast.
   NMQ
   
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5. Aisnotonfire
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   November 19, 2012 1:28am UTC
   He’s Been Friendzoning Me For:
   1 Year, 2 Months, 4 Weeks & 2 Days.
   </3
   
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6. Aisnotonfire
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   November 19, 2012 12:50am UTC
   “ Hatred Will Never Take Over Me.”
   
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7. Aisnotonfire
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   November 19, 2012 12:33am UTC
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   That Awkward Moment When It’s Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Sound Like A Dying Whale.
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8. Aisnotonfire
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   November 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   Spongebob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!
   Patrick: I know! Let’s get naked!
   Spongebob: No, let’s save that for when we’re selling Real Estate. .
   
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9. Aisnotonfire
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   November 18, 2012 9:27pm UTC
   Don’t Think Of Suicide, You’re Just Thinking Of A Permanent Solution, To A Temporary Thing.
   <3
   
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10. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 9:09pm UTC
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11. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Roses Are Red. . . Dead Flesh Is Green. . . When The Dead Start To Rise. . . .
    You’re On My Team <3
    
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12. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When You’re In Your Finals And Everything You Remember Are Song Lyrics Instead Of The Exams Contents.
    Me: Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Make You Cry, Never Gonna Run Around And Desert You.
    
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13. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    When I Wake Up In The Morning And Stretch, I Make Baby Dinosaur Noises.
    
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14. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Dear Peopls Who Question Why Girls Go To The Bathroom Together, Hermione Went Alone And Got Attacked By A Troll.
    
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    November 18, 2012 7:42pm UTC
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    November 18, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Everyone, Go To LlamaFont.com Right Now.
    You Can Thank Me Later.
    
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17. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    What I Think When I’m Around My Crush: Okay, I’m Going To Tell You How Much I Like You.
    What I Say: Aren’t Cats Just Amazing Creatures?
    
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18. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 1:25am UTC
    Red, White, Blue’s In The Sky, Summer’s In The Air, Baby Heaven’s In Your Eyes.
    -‘National Anthem’ Lana Del Rey
    
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19. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 12:36am UTC
    I Can’t Wait For Thanksgiving Because It’s The Only Holiday No One Can Call You Fat Because They’re Stuffing Their Face Too.
    
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20. Aisnotonfire
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    November 18, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Don’t Pretend Like You Didn’t Cry When Ash Was Turned To Stone And The Only Way He Could Be Turned Back Was With The Love Of His Pokemon.
    <3
    
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