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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 3:27am UTC

History: Who Was The First President?
Me: Ryan Gosling?
Person: When Is Niall Horan's Birthday?
Me: September 13, 1993 At 8:04 AM.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 3:12am UTC

Me: *Looking at One Direction pictures*
Mom: Might as well get some cats and call it quits.
My mom just quoted JennaMarbles, I’m dying.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 2:45am UTC

'Daylight' by Maroon 5 is a song about me and my bed.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 2:27am UTC

Danielle: Actress
Perrie: Singer
Eleanor: Model
Me: I'm Ugly And I'm Proud

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 1:41am UTC

One, Two, Three, Four, I Declare Time War
Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Daleks Scream 'EXTERMINATE'
Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, The Doctor Died And Silence Fell
Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine, Here He Goes Back In Time
Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Saving Everybody's Lives
Four, Three, Two, One, Grab Her Hand And Wisper 'Run'

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 1:34am UTC

Did Adele Plan To Get Pregnant Or Did It Come Out Of The Blue Uninvited?

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 1:29am UTC

One Direction have like 3 million Twitter followers and of those 80% probably believe more in Larry than they do in Jesus.
-Dan

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 1:22am UTC

Directioner Problem:
*Writing Down The Boys Names* "Liam. . .Louis. . .Harry. . .Niall. . .omg Zayn I'm so sorry, you're going first next time I promise.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 1:18am UTC

Bleaching Your Teeth, Smiling Flash Talking Trash, Under Your Breath.

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Aisnotonfire
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December 2, 2012 3:20am UTC

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Cookies Are The Reason Why I Have Trust Issues

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Aisnotonfire
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December 2, 2012 3:14am UTC

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “Hello.”
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and
Hope it goes away.

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Aisnotonfire
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December 2, 2012 2:59am UTC

We Are All Mature. .
Until someone brings out the bubble wrap.

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Aisnotonfire
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November 27, 2012 2:11am UTC

On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Obsessed Would You Say You Are With Harry Potter? 9 ¾.
NMQ

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Aisnotonfire
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November 27, 2012 2:09am UTC

You Bought Me Food?
I Love You.

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Aisnotonfire
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November 27, 2012 2:03am UTC

Everything Has
Beauty.
But Not Everyone Can See It.

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Aisnotonfire
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November 27, 2012 1:56am UTC

That Moment When You Ship Your First Couple And You’re All Like:
ALL THE FEELS

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Aisnotonfire
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November 22, 2012 11:48pm UTC

That awkward moment when you’re with your crush and your friend says “You guys should go out!” And you’re like “I wish. .”

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Aisnotonfire
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November 22, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
I’m thankful for a lot of things today.
Like my two best friends- Krystiana and Trevor.
Even though Trevor has been a total douche,
he’s still there for me. And Krystiana for
being that insane friend that everyone has.
And to my family. They can be annoying
Or just crazy, but in the end I love them.
Now, it’s time to stuff my face and go into a food
Coma with my moms’ cooking. :)

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Aisnotonfire
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November 22, 2012 5:36pm UTC

My Mom: Aren’t You Going With Us To The Party?
Me: I Don’t Feel Like It.
My Mom: But They Hired People To Make Food!
Me: GET MY JACKET, NOW.

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Aisnotonfire
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November 22, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
If I Had A Pokeball, I’d Catch You.
<3
NMQ

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