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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 1:56pm UTC

ok. whats with this smile thing that pops up when i like a quote? its starting to creep me out. is it taking pictures of me?????

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MissAnna
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 8:34pm UTC

I hope time can
be a healer, i hope time can be a friend,
STILL I'M A
strong believer some day
i'll see you again.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 9:12pm UTC

people will stab you
in the back and ask you why
you're bleeding.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC

Me: *dies*
Mom: This is no excuse.
Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

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MissAnna
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January 28, 2014 9:13pm UTC

"i quit smoking in a day and i terrifed her.
i asked her why. she said: because a person
that can quit smoking in a day, can leave
anything behind and not look back.
what she meant was:
i can leave anyone behind."

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MissAnna
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 10:45pm UTC

what doesn't kill you leaves
you lying awake at two am wishing it had.

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Steve*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 7:19pm UTC

Me: WHEN I WAS
dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
dad: oh god
Me: MY FATHER
dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME TO THE CITY
dad: no i didnt
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
dad: youre not even a boy

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DefeatedWords
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 3:56pm UTC

Go to google and type "School makes me feel" right now.....
you'll see, you'll see...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Alexim!ca*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 5:33pm UTC

Please, don't take this out on me,
'Cause you're the only thing that's keeping me alive.
And I don't wanna wait for the down-set date
'Cause I would rather end it all tonight.
And if I mean anything to you,
I'm sorry, but I've made up my mind.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 1:45pm UTC

Pretty friend: Omg I just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date
Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to ten parties
Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:27pm UTC

the existence of broccoli
DOES NOT EFFECT THE
taste of chocolate.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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cassidawn
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:53pm UTC

Goodbye 2013.
We came, we fangirled, we conquered.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:11pm UTC

He has beautiful eyes
The kind you could get lost in
And I guess I did.
s.b.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Me:* on witty *
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 3:19pm UTC

You know when you first hear a song and in that moment, after one particular lyric, you KNOW that this song is gonna change your life and stay with you forever because it's so beautiful and comforting and it just understands you and suddenly the world seems a bit more managable and you're just sitting there crying your eyes out while listening to something you never thought could make you feel this way-- ?
LISTEN TO LAST HOPE BY PARAMORE
OH MY GOD
((*stubbornly wiping at tears*))
"It's not that I don't feel the pain, it's just that I'm not afraid of hurting anymore."
"It's just a spark, but it's enough to keep me going."
Thanks to my beautiful Evie for showing it to me. ♥

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JustBr3athe
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:56pm UTC

'oooh kill em' has literally become like 98% of what I say to people

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JustBr3athe
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:53pm UTC

You won't realize what you had until its too late..

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Group of people: *Carelessly mentions something I'm completely obsessed with*
Me: *Jumps into active volcano as I try not to scream to the whole world about how I've dedicated my whole life to that thing*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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