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spence*
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November 7, 2013 1:05pm UTC

♡ when your crush texts you cute things like
“who is this” and “how did you get this number” ♡

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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inspirestar
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November 10, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Enjoy everything while it lasts

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lithium*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 5:03pm UTC

[strums guitar] so yeah, this is a little song I wrote called 'cute boys'.
It goes a little like this [metal-core screech] [destroys guitar] [cries]

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savannah*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 9:04pm UTC

She loved life and life loved her right back.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:13pm UTC

The United States has no choice but to attack Syria becuase dictator
Bachar Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before he was just killing them with bullets. But, if America cared about shooting people, we would be invading Chicago.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 1:50pm UTC

“There is no pretending,” Jace said with absolute clarity. “I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then.”
-The City of Glass

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savannah*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Intoxicated with madness,
i'm in love with my sadness.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

If you ever need a friend remember I will always be here for you
Especially when you're
(ಥ ̯ ಥ) Upset
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Angry
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Scared
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Happy
∩(︶▽︶)∩ Excited
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Being tough
(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ (︶︹︺) Making me a third wheel
(•⊙ω⊙•) Weird
(◕‿◕✿) Girly
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) In love
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Tickling me
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Desperate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Fangirling
ლ(இ益இლ Ugly
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Meditating
༺‿༻ Out of this world
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Being sweet
(￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ Lazy
(⊙﹏⊙) Insane
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Overly affectionate
( ´ิ(ꈊ) ´ิ) Plotting
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Showing off
٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ Super happy
ಠ~ಠ Confused
(｡♥‿♥｡) Crushing
(˘‿˘ʃƪ) Lovely
(ง'̀-'́)ง Sticking up for me
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Shutting me out
ミ●﹏☉ミ Out of the loop
(✖╭╮✖) Dead

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Arsonal*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 2:19pm UTC

They say practice makes perfect
but then they say
Nobody's perfect
I wish they would make up their minds

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Look, Simba, everything the light touches
is in my kingdom. That's right It's mine. Back off you lil sht.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
One more crack like that and you're out of here!
No, please! I have three kids!

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concepts*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Sometimes on witty I feel like adding tags no one else will use so that when I click on it I will be top quote in everything.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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concepts*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Princess: "I know wher-
Knight: *clamps hand over her mouth*
Princess: ...
Knight: "Quiet, or thou shall stir the beast."
Knight: *pulls out sword so loudly an earthquake happens*

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🐝*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:25pm UTC

*Breaking news*
News reporter: All time low have been kidnapped
Family: *looks at me*
Me: I'll feed them

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Harry: Surely you can't be serious!
Sirius: I am Sirius, and don't call me Shirley.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 8:14pm UTC

If American Idiot by Greenday doesn't make you want to trash your room and overthrow the government then idk what will

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