If vodka was water, And I was a duck I'd swim to the bottom And never come up. But vodka's not water And I'm not a duck So slide me a bottle And shut the f*ck up! =]
judge me & i'll prove you wrong. tell me what to do, & i'll tell you off. say i'm not worth it & watch where i end up. call me a b*tch & i'll show you one. f*ck me over & i'll do it twice as bad. call me crazy, but you really have no idea =)
Really? Your gonna go that far And say all these STUPID things about me. And you think I'm gonna care? Get over yourself! Say what you want everyone thinks you're a b*tch. So tell me I'm a stupid loser. But if you think I'm such an idiot, Why can't you get over me? It's obvious your obsessed with me. Since you can't stop talking about me. So get a life And learn to shut up =]
Me: I want him back =[ Elise: Come on there are other fish in the sea! Me: I dont want a damn fish I want him!! LOL love that girly^^ Happened a long time ago, just remembered it =]
Me and my friends are a very SPECIAL kind of best friend that... #4 Say things like ~"Why'd it get so quiet?" ~"Because you stopped talking." And then fight about who gets to put it on witty!! Haha!! Tara, ily but this quote is MINE!!! <3
When your life's going wrong And your wondering why When your boyfriend just dumped you And you think you might die... Tell yourself How Lucky You Are! =]
*Bob and Joe walking on a path* Joe- Oh My God what the hell is that?!?!?! Bob- Uhh...that would be a banana Joe- Oh, ok *They keep walking* Joe- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?! Bob- That would be another banana Joe. ~Bob and Joe, Tehnoobshow =]